cheyenne

being serious is too vulnerable, so I laugh (she/her)

[cheyenne @cheyenneleaf]

@groovybels I need to get my chart read someday soon !!! 💗

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

July? Still gay.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[aleX🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

i love my mom dearly but i've never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

body dysmorphia is really weird cus one day I’ll think I’m sexy & the next day I’ll think I look like mike wazowski

[🍓 @arckalie]

“women’s adoption of AI is 40% less than men”

yes bc we’re still using our brains

[໊ @wynavira]

“i asked chatgpt—” okay well i asked the stray cat outside my house and he blinked at me slowly and said you’re a lost cause

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Solana Sensei @SolanaSensei]

Been totally off caffeine for over 2 weeks now

Have noticed 0 positive benefits

Fascinating

Does it take longer or is this a scam

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

“fuck it we ball” (malnourished, heavy eye bags, dehydrated and on the verge of insanity)

[cheyenne @cheyenneleaf]

@groovybels !!!

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

they should take another hour every night until there’s no more time. let’s wrap things up

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Neurodivergent people will push through complete exhaustion just to avoid going to sleep because the moment they do, tomorrow starts

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There’s an episode of SpongeBob where he starts crying because he doesn’t want to be an adult anymore and just wants his grandma to make him cookies… that’s exactly how I feel right now.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

My weather app just told me to go smoke a joint on the patio

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

do not have time for this right now

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Going through the archives… so many memories 💖 xoMC

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

Hate when I go to someone else’s house and there’s not a cat there. Why do you even have a house

[Janet 🇲🇽✨ @Slimjaneyyy]

The only person I’m rooting for Super Bowl Sunday is Bad Bunny