Chey

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[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

$300,000 for a 3 bedroom house and basically no land is mind fucking 🫠 ... yet it's normalcy in 2026 😅

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

*makes it THATTTTT much more apparent you had absolutely ZERO idea what you were spewing about to begin with" in regards to any & every mofo that is uneducated in whatever the FUCK they are spewing about 😘

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

Trying to reply on a "couldn't load comment thread" just makes it THATTTTT much more apparent you had absolutely ZERO idea wtf you were spewing about to begin with 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️😅

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

When your 1yr old headbutts you SO hard you have sinus pain for 4+ days afterwards......... tiny life is not for the weak 🙃 #yay #me

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

$300,000 for a 3 bedroom house and basically no land is mind fucking 🫠 ... yet it's normalcy in 2026 😅

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

People pretending is just a normalcy & it's bonkers

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

2025 has been such a beautifully chaotic, strengthening, learning year. Here's to 2026 🎆💖

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

There is nothing I've wanted to be more than being a Momma. Every aspiration, dream, plan, goal... everything came down to being the Mother I always dreamed of. I can even stay home with my babies, even in this era... thankful and blessed. Mission accomplished 😭❤️😇 GOD IS GOOD

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

I was today years old when I learned how to twist hair.... WTF. Apparently you twist hair in opposite directions THEN twist them around each other 🙃 Everyday is a school day 🤣💀

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

Waiting on family picture proofs & love it but hate it at the same tiiiiime 😅

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

Oliver : "My nose says it can't sniff out a snack in the dark so I need this light on please" 😂💀

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

Nothing warms your heart like listening to scripture while holding your breastfeeding baby & seeing the light literally emitting off him 😭❤️

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

If standing up for what you know is right, following God's word, and speaking truth in these times of crisis gets you assassinated.. idfk.. count me OUT 😭😤🫥

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

Officially DONE with probation LOL (& early by a few months at that) Really never thought I'd be saying that in my life but heyyyyy .. we live & we learn 😅 never againnnnn 🥴😬

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

Candied jalapeños for the craziest craving this pregnancy win 😂😅

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

Miss you extra today, Ma! Wilddddd dreams may be normal being this pregnant, but dang .. never gets easier ♥️

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

I have learned literally the only way to fix a bad mood is to gtfu and do something. Period.

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

Some days you're a BA - part of the "Momfia" and other days you're just existing as a walking "Mombie" 😂♥️ It's all part of the process

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

Not a whole lot that can make your heart flutter the way your 3yo kissing your baby belly does .. 🥹♥️

[Chey @cheyennesomerrr]

Glad I waited this long to fully watch SOA... woooooof that was.. idek 😅😶