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[Amy Solomon @amybethsol]

When something says it needs 2 minutes in the microwave but 40 minutes in the oven it does make you think a little bit about wtf is going down in the microwave

[dreadhead collector ™ @jatonnnnn]

they 17 worried bout 23, what they need to be scared of is turning 19

[Paule @baldandglasses]

Me

[Debora K @ItsDeboraK]

If u have strict parents, REBEL. Don’t ask for permission 2 go out. Just GO. If they blow up your phone, tell them you’ll be back. If they yell at u once you’re back, LET THEM YELL. Don’t respond, don’t react. ACT LIKE U DONT CARE. They’ll get used to it & stop controlling u.

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

[🌐 @EastsideWillieB]

I be kinda jealous of people who be having hella content for the end of the month dumps. I be thinking like damn I barely did shit for 30 days but went to work

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

kinda miss being 13 reading wattpad stories until 5 am on a summer night

[ary @aryuus]

abusing substances and going to bed

[Jenni @hashjenni]

sharing your plans with certain people before you even start them leads to failure

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

asking ur man if he a peel an orange for u he cant even block his ex for u LMFAO

[- @REDSEASHAWTY]

y’all be talkin bout post breakup beauty and whole time it’s cuz you stopped fuckin that gremlin raw like he was altering your dna and you was eating his ugly

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

imagine not liking me n im at home coloring on my ipad

[sarah @heavenbrat]

being in my 20’s just feels like reliving every feeling i felt at 17 but processing it with more awareness

[gill @contactabrother]

a girl getting her 21st birthday ruined by a man is a canon event

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

ion like spotify wrapped bc i’ll have one manic episode in feb where i listened to a song 200 times n that b my so called fave song of the yr

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

i'm sorry to the new girls but this still remains untouched as the greatest hunger games movie

[Chey @cheygreening]

everyone’s moving to australia n i’m beyond jealous 😔

[dollar store kirk hammett @olivesagan]

watching someone who won the lottery of life gleefully pretend to do a minimum wage job that crushes people’s hopes and dreams has me fantasizing about rebooting the French Revolution franchise for modern audiences

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

every time i tell people that weed is a hallucinogenic and can trigger psychosis i get people yelling about strains when the reality is it just doesn’t vibe with everyone.

(please don’t pressure people to smoke)

[BUNNY⋆˚₊ 🎀⋆｡˚ @bunnybizous]

if you wanted to take care of your lips you wouldn’t use carmex