chey☽

probably snacking

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Amanda Batula plays soccer?

[chey☽ @cheygriff]

On the phone with my mom and my niece is yelling ‘RACHEL, RACHEL, RACHEL’ as my mom frantically tries to work the smart TV remote…Miss Rachel really has a choke hold on these kids 😂😂😂

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

Another hostage situation…

[Chatterbox Keirn @ChatterboxKeirn]

10 hours later. Andy was about to wrap up the reunion. She had her glass of Rosé and said wait a minute, we need to do this reunion again. There really is no other Lindsay. Give this lady her things. #SummerHouse

[row @westxallens]

there's something quite poetic about kyle having the obnoxious, adolescent, single man summer that west lives for whilst west tries to figures out a way to rebuild his roster with amanda's eyes on him 24/7....karma (brown) never misses #summerhouse

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Summer House is amazing because a human adult just said “Since the statement, I have been monogamous.”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

All adults need a summer vacation. Like let’s just close all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

[Avatar Lorde @Chripotle]

kyle: ‘dude stop quoting rappers they wouldn’t want to hang out with you you’re white as fuck’ is something someone needs to say to West about his tiktok’s #summerhouse

[Kam @PatsKam]

As a female, I NEVER feel uglier than when I am sitting in that salon chair after they wash my hair.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Even though we had already heard Ciara call Amanda a snake from the leaked audio, it was even more satisfying seeing it visually go down #SummerHouse

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

do you need more friends?

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

hysterectomy

[Snarcasm Queen @MoreOrLessAMess]

The most disturbing part about this video is if she did have a right hand, the ticket would stand, her insurance rates would go up, if she had a cdl, her company might fire her.

We give entirely too much weight to the testimony of cops who refuse to believe they were ever wrong

[Bih I'm Perfect @perfect_bih]

So they watched the damage of the announcement and then were like hell yeah let's fuck on the graves? This lie makes it worse 🤣

[camm @cammiemark]

Y’all gonna fucking drop the “bullying” shit about Ciara. Ariana told Raquel to get fucked with a cheese grater and I didn’t hear anyone say she was a bully. #SummerHouse

[the german gentleman aka grubauer's #1 fan @midaeros]

The body cam footage was literally so funny. Cops will literally waste everyone's fucking time instead of admitting they were wrong.