cheyenne

we're all bizarre, some of us are just better at hiding it that's all.

[cheyenne @cheyhemeyer]

@nocontextpawnee no this is perfect

[cheyenne @cheyhemeyer]

@nocontextpawnee @parksandrec @amypoehler @mradamscott @JimOHeir @unfoRETTAble @prattprattpratt @billyeichner @Nick_Offerman i just finished Jim O’Heir’s book a few days ago and now this 😭 rewatching immediately

[cheyenne @cheyhemeyer]

@nocontextpawnee tom and april really are this year’s easter dream team

[cheyenne @cheyhemeyer]

@Midnights_Ready @canwegetapause @GabiiiSwiftie there’s a way to create a text font based on someone’s handwriting so that’s probably what they did with her handwriting

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Thanks for all the beautiful wishes today!! I spent my 33rd birthday in the studio of course 😏 Wouldn’t have it any other way. Love you!

[cheyenne @cheyhemeyer]

@nocontextpawnee okay knowing you’re a Swiftie makes me love you more

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m absolutely terrified that this is where we are - that after so many decades of people fighting for women’s rights to their own bodies, today’s decision has stripped us of that.

[cheyenne @cheyhemeyer]

@AdriannaB24 that’s usually when i get my best sleep lmao don’t have to fight for bed or covers or wake up to alarms that aren’t mine 😂

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

November 12. Remember it.

@SadieSink
@dylanobrien

[soph🦋 @sophiadarnell1]

“your package is out for delivery” ok where bc i’ll meet them halfway

[cheyenne @cheyhemeyer]

it feels right to bring this thread back while we’re waiting for Red (Taylor’s Version) to release ❤️

[Jade @tsholyground]

Why Red is one of the best albums literally ever, a thread

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The next album that I’ll be releasing is my version of Red, which will be out on November 19. This will be the first time you hear all 30 songs that were meant to go on Red. And hey, one of them is even ten minutes long🧣 https://t.co/FOBLS5aHpS

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

This scene lives rent-free in our heads.

[Sarcastic Sweetheart 😘 @happymilly1]

Normalize silence not being awkward... There's too much noise in the world.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

[cheyenne @cheyhemeyer]

@AdriannaB24 dude i’ve been having the same problem! and it’ll just mark the message as read even tho i never knew i had it 🙄

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Happy Treat Yo Self 2020

you deserve it more than ever this year.

[cheyenne @cheyhemeyer]

me after dealing with annoying customers at work everyday

so basically after every customer