Cheyenne

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

my life is a mess and idk wtf I’m doing and that’s the tea

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

@c_cecile_ ME

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

and I was today years old when I learned that you can in fact walk a dolphin (yes like a dog) ONLY if it is underwater and you are a mermaid.

I love teaching preschool.. 😂🤍

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

tried to put Chesney down at 9pm tonight, Chase came in after about 5 min and said “let the pro handle this,” and it’s now almost 10pm, she has the hiccups, is still fussing, and sounds wide awake.. idk if I should save him @ this point or just laugh @ him 😂🤔

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

@c_cecile_ I’m totes following

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

How have we invented a machine that cleans your whole butt for you with the push of a button, and not one that catches your urine for you?!? Pregnant ppl everywhere really be tryna hold a cup under this big ol watermelon… IT’S 2021 PPL!!!

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

s/o to the woman @ Walmart who lifted the 50 lb bag of dog food from the bottom shelf into my cart today so I didnt have to 9 months pregnant (you da real mvp 🥲)

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

It’s cute that we have a crib, dresser, clothes, and diapers and Chase thinks we have “almost everything we need” for baby 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Who’s gonna tell him?! 😂

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

I never had back pain until I got pregnant.. now, ALL I HAVE IS BACK PAIN

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

I’ve reached that point in pregnancy where you can’t sit w your legs in front of you anymore, they have to be to the sides to make room for the belly, and now I’m so uncomfortable sitting 🥴

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I wanted to say thank you to you so today I will be addressing a very pressing issue. 🐈🐈‍⬛❓

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

WELL WELL WELL you all really went out and left my greatest expectations in shambles this week.😆 Word on the street is you made Fearless (my version) the biggest country album 1st week of the last 6 years & the top release of 2021 so far. Honestly?? How?? Did I get this lucky??

[Julianna Vivas @juliannarvivas]

I HATE going to Target. I don’t understand how $3+$2+$1+$4+$7 equals $452.92 🤨😒

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

@MladyHodges Lmao I get this too. I’m like um not every baby has a Nick-name and not every nick-name is a shortened version of their first name 👋🏼🙄

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

HI. I wanted to let you know that the first “From the Vault” song I’m releasing from Fearless (Taylor’s Version) comes out tomorrow at midnight eastern. It’s called You All Over Me (From The Vault).

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

pregnancy hormones are not doing me a solid today so I will definitely be eating a half a dozen Krispy Kreme’s for lunch and if a single person asks me why I will murder them

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

making the lessons plans for the end of the preschool year and I’m already crying thinking about graduation 😭💔

its literally still over 2 months away 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

A thread: (notice this was last week)

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

No one:
Me every time anything in my daily life changes:

[Cheyenne @cheylovesdance]

Pregnancy has destroyed my brain 🙃

[Taylor Swift Quotes @QuoteTaySwift]

So casually cruel in the name of being honest 💔