jade//bambi 💫

president of the i.f.f. (i’m fucked foundation)

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me watching the blunt burn while my friend is telling a story

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

[hoodie @99Cooking]

sometimes im like “I should stop smoking weed” and then I smoke weed and I’m like “this is exactly what we do it for”

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i often delay my responses for a few days to honor the traditional concept of postal correspondence and letters.

[Céline🇧🇷🇱🇧 @lebrazill]

Do you realize how unlikeable of a country you have to be for LATINOS to root for SPAIN (the country that colonized them) over you??????

[angel @gxthcxlt]

i think ive felt dysregulated since i was a small child and i would like to . Rest now

[parker🕷️🕸️ྀི @spiderfish]

brazil & mexico on the same day. white people will never stop being evil.

[julia @eathedocument]

at the end of the day we get to continue being mexican and they still have to be english. we will always emerge as the victors.

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

The two most BEAN eating countries of the world face off this Sunday. The winner gets to keep eating beans the loser has to stop. 🫘 #Mex #Eng

[David @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[miss mexico @lasantitadiabla]

men asking me if i’ve always been into soccer, no baby i’m just deeply competitive and mexican

[Mx. Iwa @ TOMOLAND B64 & mailing itabag @erwinsfootstall]

BETTER A FAGGOT THAN A FASCIST

[Rob the Bat @BobTheRatReborn]

Getting faded at the original 1995 Pizza Planet

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[athena astropallas @astro__pallas]

pride month day 19. still have not had gay sex. prospects are dire.

[27. @dimvji]

things y'all don’t know:

1. me like that

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[Cleo @deeryclio]

The feminine urge to look completely unbothered while going through a psychological collapse

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

the pigeon doesn’t understand your disdain for it; it coos for you anyway. the tree does not know you own an axe for it; its leaves sway in the sun anyway. the starving cat eats the poison you put out. it doesn’t know how not to trust. the earth forgives you, in spite of yourself

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."