bootleg issa

burdened with glorious purpose. i just don’t know what it is.

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

Casually screaming into the abyss

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

I hope my neighbors can’t hear my random screams of frustration at all hours of the morning

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

Oh how I’ve missed my shit talking account

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

My god I’m starting to miss having hoes

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

I just realized part of why I’m attracted to this man is that he has some Bernie Mac tendencies and now I am going to call my therapist in the morning

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

I’m bout to grab a football and tell this man to play me for his heart

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

I could’ve been married by now

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Gave my mom a full break down of my relationship with a man including explaining what a “dick and dip” is and I hope I have this relationship with my daughter. It makes me so happy that while she didn’t have this with hers, she spent my whole life making sure that we did.

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

Sometimes I like to reminisce on the times I crashed out on my ex and it’s quite nice to remember I really can get active on occasion

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

Life been real unexpectedly ghetto lately and my desire to go back to the ghetto I know even though I know it’s not in my best interest is strong bc at least I’ll know what I’m dealing with

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

The aggravation of finding someone whose children you would have but he’s done having kids *sigh*

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

This man went through my phone and said it was dry like nigga of course it’s dry I’m obsessed with YOU 💀

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

There better be some damn flowers for me at my job Tuesday

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

Dating for money from now on. If im gonna suffer I at least want some cute stuff from it

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

I tried to fight a man on Friday and ended up choking him and when I smelled my hand when I got home it smelled AMAZING and I really wish I had asked him what cologne that was

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

Next year I’ll start debating settling down

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

sadness over a *** really does make you get in your bag bc here I am looking into higher education

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

Learning how to use the way coffee makes me shit to my advantage >>>

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I have eaten a ridiculous amount of food today and not a bit of it was healthy. I’m gonna take the meanest shit of my life tomorrow.

[bootleg issa @cheyrosay]

I NEED YOU NIGGAS TO STAY IN YOUR PLATONIC LANE FOR FUCKS SAKE