methusalah honeysuckle

Please don't mistake my measured bank tone for calmness, as I am filled with the waters of rage.

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

about me:

[women in horror @womeninhorrors]

you people were WAY too hard on this movie

[BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo]

H’yuck around and find out.

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

i’m the funniest person i know.

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

they respond better to certain phrases and tones. i feel crazy.

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

are my dogs spoiled if i feel the need to make a list of their boundaries and the proper ways to speak to them? 😭

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

making dog care instructions for someone who hasn’t watched our dogs before and realizing i sound like a crazy person.

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

@Bergie7195 i have zero context so i guess i need to go find it and see what he said.

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

hes doing WHAT

[Dude Bro Party Mattsacre III @DoNatoBomb]

You people were WAY too hard on this movie

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

untouchable which is odd since fearless is maybe my least favorite album and ready for it is one of my fave songs ever.

[tortured ali 🌺 @taycurls22]

"in the middle of the night" quick! what song did instantly enter your mind?

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

there is nothing on earth that would make me happier rn than to hold a tired goose

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

no.

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

glorious movie that does not get enough recognition.

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

pleasant surprise seeing kariselle on season 8 of are you the one?

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

NO

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jerry Springer has sadly passed away at 79, TMZ reports.

🔗: https://t.co/VaS57P44Me

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

that is what fish look like tho

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

i am so sorry but i don’t understand yellowstone. everyone sucks! why should i root for them?

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

something they don’t tell you is that after you turn 14, you just have hard year after hard year.

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

forgot why i used to like him so much but then i watched crazy stupid love the other night and was like, oh.

[s @youreinIcve]

if i have to hear “one look, dark room…”
on a grainy livestream.