Alfred F. Jones

I'm a one-man army... with backup! Defender and hero of the world, I am America!

[Alfred F. Jones @chezburger]

Sorry,I've been too busy being the hero lately!

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Sigh, no one's updating twitter anymore! I'm by myself!

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@HiiLand I have! And you have great taste!

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But of course, I can handle it. I'm the hero, ha ha! Yeah...

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I have a crisis going on.

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BAH da BAH BAH BAH, I'm lovin' it!

[Alfred F. Jones @chezburger]

@_kingarthur Why so angry?

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@_kingarthur Also, it's for my current soldiers who have died in combat!

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I should tell my boss a few things. What should I tell him? Anything you guys want from me?

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All in a day's work.

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@_kingarthur Why I'm gaining weight or Memorial Day? Memorial Day celebrates my veterans! It's thanks to them why I have freedom still!

[Alfred F. Jones @chezburger]

I had a good day today, though! Memorial Day is a great holiday! Celebrates FREEDOM!

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Am I gaining weight again?! Maybe I really am eating too many cheeseburgers... ....Nah, no such thing!

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@omgitsdaina My taste in music is the best! You should remember all of the awesome bands and artists that are from me! Boom Boom Pow is cool

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McDonalds is better than Wendy's! Tell everyone that America himself says so!

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I'm going to try out Wendy's instead of McDonalds! Be right back!

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Where did everyone go?!

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@Joeyrox1995 I am the first and I am the TRUE America!

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@Joeyrox1995 Huh?! What's that?! Sounds like something Japan would make!

[Alfred F. Jones @chezburger]

@Joeyrox1995 Not sure, but England seems to be doing OK! Seems like everyone vanished...