𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖟𝖓𝖎𝖊 🎃

Senior software engineer & cat mother

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Just to be clear - given recent drivel on line - Comet 3I/Atlas is a comet, made of carbon dioxide and water ices and bits of other stuff. It is entirely natural in origin, its orbit is as expected and it will whizz around the sun and then disappear off into the galaxy again. If it ever encounters another inhabited solar system in the far future I hope the living things there are more sensible than us and enjoy it for what it is - a visitor from elsewhere in the galaxy - a pristine lump of rock and ices which formed around a distant, maybe long-dead star billions of years ago and many light years away, just passing through. Isn’t that wonderful enough?

[𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖟𝖓𝖎𝖊 🎃 @cheznie]

When your niece comes home from school and tells you that she won the headteachers award for #coding... And then you find out its being taught in her school by @Technocamps 😭❤️ #technocamps

[ash @ashleyyjoelle]

“why do you have a messy pile of clothes in the chair?”

it’s L1 cache for fast random access to our frequently used clothes in O(1) time

[Vishal @VishalMalvi_]

A long time ago, people who sacrificed their sleep, family, food, laughter and other luxuries of life were called saints.
Now, they are called software developer

[UFC @ufc]

Your new #UFC294 co-main is a BANGER 🔥

@Usman84KG vs @KChimaev is official for next Saturday!

[ @InAbuDhabi | #InAbuDhabi | @VisitAbuDhabi ]

[Kevin Naughton Jr. @KevinNaughtonJr]

being a software engineer is just getting paid to figure out things you have no idea how to do

[tom ッ @tom_antok]

Passive aggressive programming

[𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖟𝖓𝖎𝖊 🎃 @cheznie]

@ShouldHaveCat

[𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖟𝖓𝖎𝖊 🎃 @cheznie]

@jordankdalton Dreamweaver 🤣

[𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖟𝖓𝖎𝖊 🎃 @cheznie]

@timheuer

[𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖟𝖓𝖎𝖊 🎃 @cheznie]

@ionos_help_uk It's been five days since responding to my DM and still nobody has contacted me as you said they would.

[𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖟𝖓𝖎𝖊 🎃 @cheznie]

@ionos_help_uk I have and you're not replying.

[Stefan Friedli @stfn42]

Well, it took 29 years, but I finally watched the original Jurassic Park, a cautionary tale about understaffing your engineering department and letting people push code directly to prod.

[𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖟𝖓𝖎𝖊 🎃 @cheznie]

@jambro44 @ionos_help_uk I've had so many issues lately and they've been anything but helpful. This particular issue has only happened for me on my windows servers though. Would be alright if they could give some advice on how to resolve it seeing as its something we cant resolve ourselves!

[𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖟𝖓𝖎𝖊 🎃 @cheznie]

@MStrehovsky *Reads in @RichardAyoade's voice*

[𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖟𝖓𝖎𝖊 🎃 @cheznie]

The Meg 2 isn't gunna be the same without @rainnwilson though, is it #TheMeg2

[𝓙𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓪 @jesslikeacircus]

@TheSunnyPodcast £550 to meet you all. My Dennis rage has boiled over and now I’m crying 😭