Bailee

long ago i lost my soul to some forgotten dream

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

@PanagoCares yall make your website woooork

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

if anyone would like to know my level of pettiness, ive had to reset my twitter password, after not using it for almost 2 years, to yell at a pizza place.

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

A 2018 romance: just saw a couple “cheers” with their Dairy Queen blizzard cups.

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

Wounded in a knife fight*

Attacker: Any last words?

Me: ...(whispers)
Rrrrra-ka-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta
Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
C'est bon, c'est bon
Do-go-choco-la-ta-la
You can take my snatch
Drag it up, will it up
Give me more, bring it to the ball!
Hahahahaaa!

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

the best thing I’ve watched on Netflix this year is @jackwhitehall travels with his father 😂

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

Dua Lipa is 🔥

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

@WestJet We made it home, a day and a half later. But now we have other family being delayed on their trip to Thailand tonight 🙁

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

@WestJet y’all, stuck in Las Vegas because everything into Vancouver is cancelled and we are dealing with the sassiest employee ever, apparently not coming home until Tuesday and no accommodations 😳

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

@tacobell the local Taco Bell told me they weren’t serving customers anymore because they just cleaned but it’s only 445 and they’re open until 630 😭 is this what heart break feels like

[brayton @braytonbowman]

Idris Elba is engaged...but not to me. Please respect my privacy during this time while I grieve.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I’m glad we have an openly gay skater at the Olympics but we still need an openly gay skater who performs in a Catwoman costume to “My Neck, My Back.”

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

@Meghan652 @NadineCoyleNow I don’t know what happened but I shrieked when it wouldn’t play

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

When bad things happen to good people 😭 @NadineCoyleNow

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

They took Loving Annabelle off Netflix and I am distraught.

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

@Slightly2Wasted I feel ancient

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

@abbygriffiin I’m famous

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

@Slightly2Wasted LOL. I completely forgot about this photo 😂😂😂

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

@Slightly2Wasted I am but I was not expecting to read that first thing this morning lmao

[Bailee @chezzacanada]

@Slightly2Wasted I just spat my coffee out all over me and my friend 😳