Sean Osman

I make tilesets for Roguelikes, tell jokes, play tournament poker, had a couple strokes, some surgeries, and have Marfan Syndrome.

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@scrowder If you don't like how our laws work, maybe you should move to another country.

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@elonmusk If you don't like how our laws work here in America, maybe you should move to another country.

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@MattWalshBlog If you don't like how our laws work in America, maybe you should move to another country.

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@NickJFuentes If you don't like how our laws work in America, maybe you should move to another country. I'll help you pack.

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Hip hop community, I'm not saying, but I'm saying. https://t.co/nxBwfcEb0x

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@MushJoeythe It's a ponzi scheme with extra steps, that has already done the whole "get so big everyone in the world needs to get in it" to grow it any larger, but if Joey says buy, I am so in.

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Many zoomers still don’t know this but voting for democrats does make your dick grow 3 inches

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@19Lukasik79 @TerribleMaps @RealAlexBarth You aren't even from Utica, who cares what you think?

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@crypt0diction @RobertJohnDavi Only he didn't. https://t.co/hyGShAZLqV

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@DA_LarryKrasner I actually live in Philly, and we appreciate you to no end. You stopped turning our fathers and brothers into real life slaves, stripping them of their right to vote, and stopped punishing them to sate a bloodthirsty community. These people from the suburbs don't get it.

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@SwaggyG__ @SCHIZO_FREQ Dude can't even put it down to shave.

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@pbadam777 @Joeingram1 @HCLPokerShow @shaundeeb @bp22 Wouldn't that, I don't know, mute her though? Wouldn't we all be able to tell by her not making any noise?

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@DA_LarryKrasner Needless, senseless punishment for the benefit of "society" and real life slavery in everything including the name is disgusting, never worked, and Philadelphia has rejected it. I support and voted for Mr. Krasner and everything he is doing, and I will do so again.

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Audi is my favorite car company named after a flavor of belly buttons.

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@PokerBunnyy Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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@MushJoeythe https://t.co/1b9ZRZe7GF Do it again, so I can give you my Bezos bucks.

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I just won a seat to the main event in the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas.

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Why are they even called spiders? Are we congratulating ourselves for locating them? Hey, spied her! No. But for octopuses, freaking sure! Octopuses are notoriously hard to locate. Please sign this very important petition to finally right this injustice.

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Spiders are octopuses. They don't even spide.

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I did not pick my nose even one time, while I was in the hospital with a brain bleed during pandemic. I figured those nurses and doctors were making sacrifices, I would make sacrifices.