thekoocha

. @LSEnews & @yifp alum. I write for fun.

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Gotta give it to Galgotias University for single- handedly increasing everyone’s faith in AI.

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What we really need is a Blinkit wrapped.

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Thinking of quitting my job so I can attend all the weddings

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Christmas movies season is here. If the plot isn’t obvious from the poster, we’re not watching

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Guys has the economy finally ghosted us?

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A new tote bag brand or random podcast

- brought to you by corporate layoffs.

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Why do we have a 30 day “wedding season” when we do a million weddings every year??

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People worried AI will replace friendships:
Do your friends talk like HR?!

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Delhi winter starter pack:

1. AQI 700
2. Three air purifier tabs open
3. Reposting Faye D’Souza
4. Actual understanding of the solution: not found

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Mondays are like a family wedding - you meet all the people you’ve been avoiding. And now they want a status update.

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Me: “I love the monsoons.”

Also me: Wraps the Wi-Fi router in a towel when it rains.

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“Treat your body like a temple.”

Temples in my culture - endless supply of laddoos and carbs.

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Quarter life crisis is just romanticising hill stations and Googling ‘MBA for creative people’.

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Forget love languages. Know their rage dialect.

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Modern life — a poem:

Working from bed,
And the rent is in red.
The headlines are bleak,
I’ve cried twice this week.
But matcha is warm,
And the lighting is bright
So I’ll post a pic,
Just cuz I framed it right.

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Normal people after a breakup: “Love is not real.”

Gen Z: “Hey guys, welcome back to my podcast about navigating love and loss.”

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The only people motivated on Monday are jobless LinkedIn users posting from their couch at 3.17pm.

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The labour movement brought us the 40-hour workweek. And we brought them the 80-hour “dream jobs” that can be done from anywhere, any(all the) time.

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Delhi doesn’t do weather. It does revenge.

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Health advice these days: don't eat carbs, but don't skip carbs. Gluten is evil, but ancient grains are life. Coffee? Bad. Unless it's organic and blessed by a monk. Basically eat air. But the good one costs $300.