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[ϟ @chhmanda]

okay but why do centaurs have abs

[ϟ @chhmanda]

hello being an adult in exhausting, just in case anyone forgot

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

therapist: why did you do that

me: ummm i don’t know babe u tell me

[ϟ @chhmanda]

just kidding this is stupid i have better things to do. thx for nothing @WestJet

[ϟ @chhmanda]

on hold for 40 minutes with @WestJet just to get transferred and put on hold again. love it

[ϟ @chhmanda]

it's like, i COULD give up. but i'm 57 minutes in. i KNOW they're not gonna have an answer. but i'm 57 minutes in

[ϟ @chhmanda]

i paid almost $8 for a breakfast sandwich and hashbrown last week and i'm still not over it

[ϟ @chhmanda]

but damn i'm nervous

[ϟ @chhmanda]

my career is like HINGING on this event and i'm doing everything i can to make it successful

[ϟ @chhmanda]

can you get the red bull girls to show up to your event is that a thing???

[ϟ @chhmanda]

i lied. i hate getting older.

[ϟ @chhmanda]

i would like to thank the creator of lactaid for keeping the dream alive

[steph panecasio ✨ @StephPanecasio]

the feminine urge to finish every sentence with, "if that makes sense" despite knowing it absolutely makes sense

[ϟ @chhmanda]

the @Braves as they ran on the field 🥲🥺

[ϟ @chhmanda]

is this?? payback for cheating their way to the win last time??

[ϟ @chhmanda]

like houston’s really just gonna give it to them without even SCORING this game?????? embarrassing #WorldSeries

[ϟ @chhmanda]

IT H A P P E N E D

[yam haus @yamhaus]

the best band no one’s heard of