chiara

i didn’t come here to make friends i came here to make it

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

everyone’s in a rush to get married and i still don’t text my boyfriend unless he texts me first

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

gum is a gr8 chaser

[Joe🌲 @J0ECOOL]

Time flies once you graduate college & endure the perpetual monotony that is corporate America

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

i love staying at my brothers house bc i just eat his food and steal his wife’s clothes

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

timmy will bully me for this but i miss him sm

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

there is nothing more exciting than shutting down the grade school crush at a bar at 23 years old #creep

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

@TimVinton34 hi

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

sunday night I walked 3 miles from the bar to my parents house at 2:00am and reported to duty corporate America style 6 hours later

i’m basically a superhero

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

friendship is…tying your jumpsuit together cause you ripped it open trying to drunk pee

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

i got a tattoo teeheeteehee

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

is anyone else struggling severely with motivation? i simply cannot function past 11:00am, to my brain the day is done

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

i am once again asking for people to stop using not eating as a “flex”

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

tweeting this as i lay on the bathroom floor losing the will to survive

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

it’s officially the time of year to drink all day on saturday, die on sunday & repeat the following weekend

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

at work i often hide in the bathroom because i’m in a male dominated industry and no one can find me there

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

my 1 year old niece tried to wipe my nose piercing off with a napkin - just thought i’d share

[ANTHONY ZUCCARO @externaljew]

Women have been deprived of pockets for so long that they’ve evolved to this level of grip strength

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

does anyone else randomly remember an embarrassing moment from months ago and then it haunts you for weeks after? cause same

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

why is sharing your screen the most stressful and complicated thing in corporate america?

[RMJ @reneerapp]

every bad bitch has stomach issues prove me wrong

[chiara @chiara_giamp]

spaghetti squash is so good but can everyone stop calling it a pasta alternative because it 100% is not