scaring the hoes

to whom it may concern, my nuts hang

[scaring the hoes @chibeveck]

immediately knew this was about sleep token lol

[jon 💀 @ronofjosenthal]

"Metal for Disney adults" has to be one of the most brutal takedowns I've heard in a while.

[Paris @goodyhilton]

I'd love to unclench my jaw someday

[sowa @sevariia]

Me drunk in my bathroom at 4 am for some reason:

[infi @infi_infi_infi_]

my hot take is that hickeys are awesome but unfortunately i am employed

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

Some of us didn't get hot until recently

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling really really out of control. i bet picking at my skin will help. i definitely won’t regret this

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box

[ִֶָ. ..𓂃oli🪽་༘࿐ @oliverzwoods]

they would have to take me out of the theater on a stretcher

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

uhhhhh Ummmmm uhhh hhhhhh Um

[scaring the hoes @chibeveck]

oh to be the trombonist for hadestown

[scaring the hoes @chibeveck]

this whole thread has to be rage bait

[🦈 @SH_4RK]

listen i know this is old news but i physically cannot force myself to see black and blue
i KNOW its black and blue, i've seen the pictures, but my brain wont let me see anything other than this

[scaring the hoes @chibeveck]

okay wait it smells like a curling iron is this normal

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

smell your phone case right now

[scaring the hoes @chibeveck]

@Crystal_Cruiser now i can feel quirky and unique when i'm on my way to get groceries

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

i went to the gay apparel store and they said you already donned everything

[scaring the hoes @chibeveck]

evil earl sweatshirt: i like shit, i go outside

[🔪 (they/them) @em0dads_]

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning

[ju @pasadelimon]

DONDE ESTA MI SPOTIFY WRAPPED