Loryn Pretorius

Professional makeup artist. Art historian. Girl anachronism. I 3 cats.

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@WyndhamChamp 3 times the charm! The coolest thing #AtTheWyndham is this tent! #w2049

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@WilliamsKim yes, of course! I wish I had had more time to talk to you today, but I'm sure our paths will cross again!

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@WilliamsKim @wschamber thank you for the lovely picture! It was great meeting you this morning!

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Got my picture taken while schmoozing at the Winston Salem Chamber of commerce breakfast! http://t.co/df3Rq2bTRf

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Really hating that I can't watch the actual #oscars online! I don't care about the backstage stuff; I want to see the show!! :(

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I think so. Did you say you weren't that drunk? I answered with "David?" And no reply....

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@byepluto did you get a new phone and lose my number within the last 6 hours, or are you that drunk that you are giving me shit?

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I just had someone tell me I look like the baby between Karen O and Scarlet Johannson. My day is made.

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@byepluto: this could get out of hand.

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@byepluto: teach me to tweet like you.

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@byepluto Alright, I reactiviated my twitter. It's on, bitch.

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Now that I have revoked the crazy horoscopes clogging up my twitter feed, I might be more inclined to tweet!

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