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Smaller and more efficient

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@littleesther are you ever coming to san francisco??

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Dogs are a fucking menace.

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Me and fruit:

Before eating: There’s no way one apple/mango/kiwi is gonna be enough food. What should I eat after?
After eating: Oh my god I am so full I am never eating again.

Every. Single. Time.

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“5 am. Time to party,” Marnie purrs as he steps around my pillow, searching for the optimum angle from which to groom my hair.

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1. BF has an AirTag on his keys, connected to his Apple account
2. We went on a walk together
3. My phone alerted me that there’s an unknown AirTag moving with me

Which is like, …yes? …but also no

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Man after a year+ of cooking at home, some restaurant food is… extremely mediocre

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Me with my favorite underwear: Ehhhh if it’s not even as big as the leg hole, is it really a hole?

Me with my least favorite underwear: 🔍 This weave is slightly looser than the row next to it?? COMPLETELY UNWEARABLE. 🗑🗑🗑

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Woke up in the middle of the night, stumbled to the other room in the dark to grab another blanket, and ended up grabbing a handful of my cat’s face.

welp, that mini heart attack will keep me awake for a while now

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@ElmekiaFlame 😢

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Looking for “shaved snow” and DuckDuckGo is blurring all the image results.

This is like when Apple decided anything “Asian” is porn.

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Putting away groceries from Amazon fresh:

V: I wish Amazon had frustration-free pears that didn’t have this sticker

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My Lululemon return was signed for by MHAPPYWONDER. Is.. is that how all LLL warehouse workers are named?

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@jmfd Benkyodo in Japantown!

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On a scale of 0-10, how SF is it to:

Get bored waiting in an hour+ line to buy mochi, so you ssh into your home server from your phone to write some code for your makeup-tracking app

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Man these dependabot PRs are brutal.

*creates a new repo*
[10 minutes later]
dependabot: SECURITY BUG! YOU ARE INSECURE. DO YOU WANT HACKERS? THIS IS HOW YOU GET HACKERS.

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Kitty, I love your affection but please stop trying to headbutt my hand when I’m holding a bowl full of cereal + milk! 😭

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Afraid of catching COVID at the spa? Try at-home Kitty Spa! Package includes:
- morning exfoliating facial
- gentle leg massage with bonus dermarolling
- soft vibrating weighted blanket (sizes and colors may vary)

Available at your local shelter today

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@ElmekiaFlame @WingedCipher That one’s from 还珠格格! From a line by 李白. https://t.co/Paqa8STe80

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Names for American dishes:
- steak
- fried chicken
- mashed potatoes

Names for Chinese dishes:
- Buddha jumps over the wall
- Husband and wife lung pieces
- The mulberry branches in Qin are heavy with leaves

I guess 4000 years of culture and history is good for something?