The Chi

[Dusty Sahara @NoCountryHere]

Message hidden in plain sight;
Kenyans didn't grasp why Jambazi acquired nganyas ferrying youth on the 125 route via his offspring. For those w functioning secondary senses, this media is for you.
Your work is to now decipher this to lost souls still parroting stupid GoK slogans.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

“I can’t locate president Ruto nowadays because the thing he said during elections and the things he is doing now are two different things”

~Julias malema

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@HeyMwaniki @georgediano Congratulations! I hope the little one brings you immense joy.

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@KE_MrBlack I'm that cousin. People still waiting for me to tell them when my graduation is happening 😂😂😂

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@yourlovechris @pmcafrica Dragon Moto testing 😂😂😂.

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@HeyMwaniki @georgediano 😂😂😂 It could be the pregnancy hormones but then you thought you tricked her but now you tricked yourself

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

CS Murkomen yesterday said he “looks at the numbers” all the time and already sees a second term.🚨

​You know who else was glued to internal numbers and feeling extremely confident?

The UDA team that rolled into Ol Kalou.

​They had the spreadsheets, the government machinery, the speeches, and the “ground is solid” briefings.

Then the real numbers walked out of the ballot box: 35,000 to 5,000.

​Delusion evaporated overnight.

​Looking at internal data isn’t a strategy, it’s a coping mechanism. If those numbers were accurate, Ol Kalou wouldn’t have blindsided them.

​Staring at a spreadsheet you don’t understand just means you’re going home with a calculator in your hand.

​Or I'm wrong? This govt must go.

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@deemicere @Its_Roddie I'm so sorry for your loss 🙏

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

One skill that will save you is strategic uselessness, being useless strategical. You see how nobody mentions musalia when we critisize the gorvement . This man has mastered the art .
I discovered this art one time my mother was tired of my fathers many shenanigans,she packed her clothes and left us .Being the eldest my father thought I would become an assistant mother ,he learned the hard way . The first night he asked me to cook rice . I put everything in the pot added water and kept adding water and wood untill the devil said , "that's enough my son" that night we had rice soup .
The next morning I put milk and instead of tea leaves I added some herbs my mother used for soup . Mzee saw the writings on the wall "menne menne ,this boy will kill you ". That night he came home with goat heads kila mtu yake . The next day I found my mother home when I came from school . That Sunday she was wearing new clothes ,sharp girl that one.
Brethren learn to be useless .

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@elonmaskwisdom @sholard_mancity The last sentence sums it up for me.

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@onjolo_kenya Never been in a coma but I once got into an accident and the trauma (not blood involving) immediately stopped mine. I was on day 2.

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@nziokamul1 @ed_kemboi I take it for my periods and it stopped the clotting. Great to know I'm on the right track. Ahsante

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@nziokamul1 @ed_kemboi Please share

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@unattendedjack 😂😂 Kijana vaa shati

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@N_athan10 @6footBarefoot I clearly remember him asking "You mean my mother?"

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The World Bank has given Kenya more than 10 conditions before it can access the next round of loans.

Here are 10 of the main conditions explained in simple terms.

Thread below:

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@nikokadiKE Umejaribu @FaibaJTL ? That's what I use and incase of downtime e, the Customer service is very responsive.

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Lichumas tears carry so much pain… so heartbreaking to see . Then you look at Bonny’s empathy , the recognition of his pain . The man doesn’t need to say anything because Bonny already see’s him and it breaks my heart for both of them and everyone else .

You can build houses , stadiums , airports
But we will remember none of that . We will remember Lichumas trauma stricken face , the dead bodies covered in our flag scattered on the streets . That is what we will remember 💔

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@ForensicsKuria @CopShakurkihara The details are impressive.

[The Chi @ChIbra11]

@nziokamul1 And for those in their menses. Crazy energy to tap into