Uncle Chibyke

80% playful and laughy | Manchester United.🔴☺| Adventist 🙏🏾
Please don't come and stress me. I take God beg 🙏 you.

[EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬 @ejykmykel1]

Facts or??

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

This is content😂😂

[I am MC Pashun ‘Da B£AST of Nigeria Comedy’ 🎤🇳🇬 @IamMCPashun]

Why i call Alex Otti the Face of Nigeria Democracy after he created senior citizens bill to support the elderly, gave a new life to education and health care, added 5 years to retirement age and stopped penisons of former governors who stole public funds.

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Shar n follow Page My GuynZ 💞

#news #nigeria #government #alexotti #truth #soludo #tinubu

[Ben Wehrman @benwehrman]

NEW Flat Earth Map Found in 1745 Bible

Set down your pride, and learn the truth about your home 👇

[I am MC Pashun ‘Da B£AST of Nigeria Comedy’ 🎤🇳🇬 @IamMCPashun]

Pastor’s son filed for Divorce one day after marriage because his wife put her mouth on his microphone during honey moon 🎤

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[Lasisielenu @lasisielenu]

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[I am MC Pashun ‘Da B£AST of Nigeria Comedy’ 🎤🇳🇬 @IamMCPashun]

44 Year old Newly Inaugurated VC of Tansian University D!£D 24 Hours after Swearing in.

Professor Carter Dike Substantive Vice-Chancellor of Tansian University, a Professor of Microbiology reportedly fell ill shortly after assuming office and dyëd.
No official cause has been publicly disclosed .

Woman rejected her Boyfriend’s Marriage Proposal because he’s not yet financially stable to her taste .

Jëalousy and Dïäbolïsm have dëstrõyëd true friendship.

Today on low Budget News
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[Obidient Premium Times @ObidientPremium]

When Peter Obi tells you what he will do as a commander in chief, you don’t have any reason to argue.

This man is a Yoruba man, listen to his experience with Peter Obi in issue of security and discipline!

[Uncle Chibyke @chibuikeeee]

Wahala, Dr pass Dr.

[Dr contratado! @Trolldrey]

Yo también soy doctor y les cuento:

Usted le mete la lengua al culo a una hembra, y la pone a patinar.

Esa hijueputa lo va a llamar y lo va a buscar. porque son pocos los manes que maman culo.

Pero es que, no es mamar por mamar, eso es un visaje, es el arte de mamar culo.

[Uncle Chibyke @chibuikeeee]

He, Peter Obi deserves peace and not this everyday war and struggle with Nigeria politics and politicians.

[Uncle Chibyke @chibuikeeee]

See, I love and support him but really dont want him to win nor come back in the future to run.

[Reliant News @Thereliantnews]

Sometimes I feel Peter Obi has done some much disservice to himself, his career and his freedom by venturing into politics, especially at the national level.

The manner which this supporters of druggie denigrate him, is for me, too big a sacrifice.

Nigeria does not deserve Obi and Obi do not deserve Nigerians.

[Uncle Chibyke @chibuikeeee]

He is a business politician

[Abu bakar @abbkar_ai]

Who is this man, pls? Is he a businessman or a politician?

[Uncle Chibyke @chibuikeeee]

@itelNigeria where is your homestore on Ojodu Berger

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Video; “I don’t want the politics of r@scality that they play in Nigeria. That’s why you see me attending the APM presidential inauguration. When I was governor, during my second tenure, Senator Orji Uzor Kalu came to campaign for Uche Ekwunife. We had lunch together, and I told him that it is the people who will determine who they want. When Fashola and Adams Oshiomhole came to campaign for my opponents, I gave them my convoy.”

— NDC presidential candidate, Mr Peter Obi

[Uncle Chibyke @chibuikeeee]

Datti is the new weapon fashioned against Obi

[Uncle Chibyke @chibuikeeee]

If you can eat vulture then you certainly can eat human being . Nothing you want tell me.

[Uncle Chibyke @chibuikeeee]

You under rate the avalon.

[ABIODUN | TIGA Autos. @_Tiga_b]

It's not hard to know someone who has been driving a Lexus IS250 for a long time, the maneuvering 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Youri Tielemans for £35m. The passer Manchester United needed to add & they went out & got him.

The CM market is as deep as it has ever been, but it lacked top tier, premium talent in their prime who were also not crazily overpriced - especially PL proven.

Santos + Tielemans = £85m.
Mateus Fernandes = £85m.
I know what I would choose.

[Uncle Chibyke @chibuikeeee]

All I see Man United doing is shifting its overly dependence on Bruno to other players which is very good.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Youri Tielemans for £35m. The passer Manchester United needed to add & they went out & got him.

The CM market is as deep as it has ever been, but it lacked top tier, premium talent in their prime who were also not crazily overpriced - especially PL proven.

Santos + Tielemans = £85m.
Mateus Fernandes = £85m.
I know what I would choose.

[Uncle Chibyke @chibuikeeee]

I love this

[Eniola | Markets • Football • Politics @EniolaStocks]

Would I rather buy Arade at N1750+ with N7million and get dividend of N23 per share or GTCO at N115 and N12.76+ dividend per share.

Dividend Yield Comparison
Aradel: ₦23 ÷ ₦1,750 = 1.31% yield
GTCO: ₦12.76 ÷ ₦115 = 11.1% yield

Assuming ₦7,000,000 invested: