Adam Ryan

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

@FAFO_TV Whatever it was, he was probably right

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

So weird to occasionally see common sense in the Twitter feed

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

@elonmusk why stop at the moon when we’re taking people to MARS!
#dogecoin @dogecoin #populatemarsandtakedogewithus

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

Italy Fines Apple $12 Million for Misleading iPhone Water Resistance Claims https://t.co/HZatw75ZqY. This is the equivalent of someone with a 50k salary being fined $0.30......

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

I’m calling on the @realDonaldTrump to take executive action to end “are you still watching parks and recreation”netflix stalls. Every time I’m reminded of my loneliness and that the world is scary.
#imstillwatching #andwillbefor2weeks

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

@realDonaldTrump can you mini-xecutive order something for parking meters?

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

@instagram can we get a “mark as seen” option for peoples whole day stories. I just got tendinitis in my thumb trying to get through a high school friends “makeup tutorial”.

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

Who woulda thought that Macaulay Culkin would have turned out to be one hellluhhva football player.

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

I almost want to watch #GOT just so i can better understand all of #TheOffice memes I’ve seen.....

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

I think I’ve only watched one avengers movie accidentally. But if y’all don’t calm down I’m going to go see this thing just to tweet spoilers so you shut up....

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

Daley Olson, graduating and marrying me two weeks later! Proud (future) husband!
#lipscombgrad2018

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAGA! https://t.co/jFf5ONASlv

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

I just spent $9 @tacobell and my only left overs were a lady bag of Doritos.... I’m SO full.

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

@CBSNews This is one of the most idiotic headlines ever written. What about the company that made their shoes? Or the underwear they were wearing?

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Congrats @ClemsonFB! Our tower is sparkling in orange & purple to celebrate their @CFBPlayoff #NationalChampionship victory. #ALLIN

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Jim: I need your help taking down ISIS.
Roy: Man, I’ve been out of the game too long.
Jim: They’ve got Pam… https://t.co/MKYPAkQZi8

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

But seriously..... How? https://t.co/39u76qIsZ0

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Lester Holt Begins Debate By Reminding Audience These The Candidates They Chose https://t.co/ypQO24gTM0 #Debates2016

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

A few minutes ago there was an Andy Griffith episode about honesty... Now I'm watching the debate.... I could cry

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

It's #NationalWaffleDay! Also #KobeBryantDay! So here's Eleven from 'Stranger Things' dunking a box of Eggos? Sorry.

[Adam Ryan @chic0Ryan]

@CNNPolitics @cnnbrk Did she not get the email telling her we are 19 TRILLION $$ in debt already???!!? Ohhhhh..... Wait..... Probably not...