MaryAlice💆🏻‍♀️🌺

Engineer 🧪

[MaryAlice💆🏻‍♀️🌺 @chic_oza]

Thigh tuesday 😌❤

[々 @ayospawned]

Accidentally falling asleep always the best sleep and that's so irritating😭😭😭

[♤ @priest_099]

I wish I could delete shit out my head omg

[Otis @brianxotis]

If you hate me, hate me by yourself. Don’t recruit an audience to hate me with you!

[JAY 💞 @Janiee_Jayy]

The easiest and fastest way to run mad is to actually fall in love😭

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

i just wanna sit in front of the ocean for a little while

[T @6teslim]

twitter na proper app man
just de scroll de laugh.

[Gifted🥰 @Giftedheart1308]

the male gender really needs to stop urinating by the roadside.

[:P @23lollz]

realistically you could’ve just left me alone

[hameed @ham_alar]

I love googling the definition of a word and seeing that I used it correctly

[Nathan || Outfluencer🥶 @TheNathanWay]

Bàd government aside, 90% of Nigerians are terrible people!

[່ @sznmayo]

I hate managing money. I need that shit in flow state.

[kage @sukikage_]

the silence after something you were overthinking actually happens

[• @exloversX]

you can’t force someone to accept the love you’re giving them and that’s fine.

[summrs @1luckixho]

i wanna get married fuck yall

[ً @An0rexik]

If a man calls his ex crazy just give him some time he is gonna show you exactly why she was acting like that

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Me on call with my favorite people after claiming I don't like phone calls

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

Mfs be dead ass wrong and can’t even acknowledge the fact of that.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Taking off a bra, to then put on an oversized T-shirt is a top tier feeling.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

“Good morning baby” means a lot to me btw.

[NETTI🇫🇷🇳🇴🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

as a ghoster, when i get ghosted i respect it..