Fiona

Long Island 🌊🌻🌈 Brockport Women's Soccer '21 💚💛

[Fiona @chica19910]

A West Islip mom got mad at me at stop and shop yesterday bc I charged her for two bags after she double bagged her groceries like DOUBLE bagged that’s TWO of them therefore I will charge you for TWO...maybe bring your own bag and save the earth b*tch

[kie @criminalplaza]

girl i thought this was coachella

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

(walking into my boss’s office) hey do u mind if i go outside and play

[Lou🕺 @lesbians4suzuka]

Nothing will ever top this 😭

[Fiona @chica19910]

Sorry I didn’t do my reading on historiography I was too busy finding Jupiter with a cup of tea and listening to Für Elise (I’m not sorry my vibes win)

[Christina Gesele @christinagesele]

me: i’m gonna change the brake pads on my car myself
fiona: that’s the gayest shit i’ve ever heard

[Fiona @chica19910]

@askparamount Done!

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[Molly Fitzpatrick @mollyfitz]

The four seasons are depression, allergies, tomatoes and spooky

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[prance @bocxtop]

how trash were criminals in the 1800s to ever get caught, u could do double murder, grow a beard then move to the next town over and live peacefully forever

[puff @rishipuff]

abolish the five day work week please i need to do my dishes

[.🔪 @shhhrrek]

i hangout with my friends for 2 hours and i’m like damn maybe there’s some meaning to this life thing