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[chica dusty @chicadusty]

(in a lazy, tired way, not in a disordered eating way—please eat food)

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

We love a nap for dinner 😌

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

Bitches love a 15 lb dumbbell

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

Okay but should landlords have rights

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

If Texas is gonna take away our human rights, I want a sad cowboy emoji

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

My lab mate keeps watering my goddamn plants without asking me. This is bad because I don’t want my plants to be overwatered, but mostly, it’s bad because I don’t get my little dose of serotonin from watering my plants this week 🥲

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

I don’t know whose dad needs to hear this today, but there’s no reason to back into that parking spot

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

@aye_mermaid

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

You guys

[@tiffanydcross @TiffanyDCross]

The residents of Beverly Hills have gone MONTHS without clean water.

Sorry. Did I say Beverly Hills? I meant Jackson, MS! The residents of Jackson have NO reliable clean water. Tax base and race shouldn't determine how much we care.

We discuss next on The #CrossConnection

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

Old people and their fucking phones these days

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

@aye_mermaid And they replied indirectly to my feedback about the course being super inaccessible with “well, we know this isn’t how *everyone* learns best” 🙃

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

The disrespect of conducting an anonymous survey about a course, then reading quotes from students’ feedback aloud in front of the class and asking for people to comment on it…

[Myk is Walking Backwards @mykola]

Can we talk about the word “psychosomatic” for a minute?

Like most people, I used to understand this word to mean “the cause of your symptoms has been discovered to be psychological, and must be treated as such.”

But that’s not quite how it’s used in practice.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

People criticizing Simone Biles realize that she had to fly through the air, sometimes upside down, and land on her feet and if she doesn’t she could die, right?

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

Found one of my hairs on the cat this morning. See how he likes being shed on.

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

The cashier at Aldi looked me dead in the fucking eye and said, “Stay safe, all right?” So uh, we’ll see. 😳

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

This was all within a minute, 3 hours before our game 🙃

[chica dusty @chicadusty]

Why is there always one absolutely insane person on every soccer team I join