Chicagoblonde

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins

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So this #SuperBowlLVI was dedicated to Dr Dre?

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That over for the #BamaVsGa game is lookin a lot like an under…. So bored

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Watching celeb wife swap, obsessed, but what would the market be for say a thruples swap…million dollar idea maybe?

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Why is it that every hot @NFL coach is married?

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https://t.co/G5zW9HFNbj is killin it with their commercials. I want a “reality” show now of the devil and 2020. #matchmadeinhell

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I feel like the audience on #TheMaskedSinger are all people who thought they could act and never made it. Please fire the audience.

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Chicago’s guidelines include “no dancing” and I only have one question, where is @kevinbacon when you need him to save your danceless city the most? #footloose

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@timmycarr You’re telling me! I just walked into that.

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Wed shenanigans continue...the ghost in my room loves turning the moon lamp on and off. #imsober

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@CharlieHaight50 Totally what I was going for. Hey, a follower is a follower.

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I started following PornHub on insta and just gained 3 new followers and 2 new creepy messages. So, how’s your Wednesday?

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If you received a DM from me today, DO NOT OPEN!! I was hacked, hopefully it’s resolved now.

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A lot of people are here. https://t.co/u94h6NkoJh

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Im convinced Parkey is actually steve bartman. #bears #wtfparkey

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How is it Jen Aniston can even make scrubs look amazing? That woman is goals forever. #dumplin #jenaniston #aintnobodylookingoodinscrubs

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This year’s Apple Xmas commercial sucks. Bring back last year’s with Sam Smith singing.... #appledisappointment

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@ChrisRongey Stop sucking