Chicago Olympics

Sports Olympics

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We're halfway through the #olympics2016, and imagined what the #ChicagoOpeningCeremony would be like, it's time for #chicagoclosingceremony

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#MichaelPhelps would admit that his gold medals were won on belly full of #portillos and #gooseisland beer.
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After winning Gold, it would be revealed that the #usagymnastics team was actually coached by Mike Ditka. #ditka #ChicagoClosingCeremony

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It would be revealed that the discuses used were actually frozen #LouMalnatis pizzas. #ChicagoClosingCeremony #deepdish #ditkasmustache #wgn

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Trump Tower would be denied as the host site after opened, showing a false front of phallic machoism, empty inside. #chicagoclosingceremony

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It will be revealed that Chicago drug dealers sold steroids during the games to keep Russian athletes in contention #chicagoclosingceremony

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@ChiBDM continue the work:
#chicagoclosingceremony

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@CaffeineAndHate nice. Now let's go to work on this: #chicagoclosingceremony

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@writer0076 get them going #chicagoclosingceremony

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@tylerinoklahoma There is more work to to! #chicagoclosingceremony

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@HeatherLyWGRZ it has begun:
#chicagoclosingceremony

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The master of ceremonies forced to explain why there are so many bronze colored men wearing silver on the gold coast #chicagoclosingceremony

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Post ceremony cleanup to be tackled by Dan Hampton. #dabears #ditka #chicagoclosingceremony #chitown #Chicago

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@RahmEmanuel awarded with special gold medal. From the Special Olympics. #chicago #fuckrahm #chicago #chicagoclosingceremony #ditka

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German athletes awarded honorary with special "no ketchup on sausage" gold medal. #chicagoclosingceremony #chicago #olympics2016 #germany

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85 Bears defense brought in as extra security #chicagoclosingceremony

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Red light cameras installed at finish lines used for controversial race results #chicagoolympics #ChicagoOpeningCeremony #chitown #ditka

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Chicago makes history as first city w/ Olympics tailgating at closing ceremony. Many arrested for scalping tickets #chicagoclosingceremony

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Family members of Olympians bewildered as they continue to receive parking ticket notices years after visiting.#chicagoclosingceremony

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Foreigners berated with question, "are you REALLY from London/Paris/Cairo," etc, "or are you from the suburbs?" #chicagoclosingceremony

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Tourists confused as @WGNRobin is named Miss Olympics 2016. @WGNMorningNews ratings soar as world watches real news #chicagoclosingceremony