cami

deep quotes and funky anecdotes

[cami @chicasustada]

gasp 😮 and roll your eyes 🙄

[cami @chicasustada]

lo único que podría salir de mi es un twink

[fuck @sorrymoom]

Imagínate q todo lo q he logrado lo hice con flojera, con eso t digo todo

[g @34rths]

Sorry if I take things personally I am lowkey a person so it'll happen again

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[cunnilinguist @chickenichameli]

i hate to see modern progressive upper class educated families with 3 daughters i know what u are

[Брейндл Мышкиновна Лифшиц @jessiechrxst]

I hate this movie so much like I can’t explain my inexplicable disgust and hatred of this film

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

can my bitchass get a miracle

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here spreading rumors about you and talking behind your back

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

i'm too depressed to take pics and prove i'm still sexy you guys will just have to believe me

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

stalking her spotify playlists on the desktop version and looking at each date a song was added and cross referencing it with my own perceived timeline of events then analyzing the data and making assumptions that are probably incorrect because idk i have a lot of issues

[cami @chicasustada]

hace un año yo era feliz… 🚬🚬🚬

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Please don't argue with me I never run out of horrible shit to say

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[kmiluchis @camilarz_]

ni en mi peor día eres más verga que yo

[cami @chicasustada]

@metam0rfos1s yo descubrí que la buzzball pink lemonsqueezy mezclada con caribe de toronja no solo sabe bien pero también se ve bien

[cami @chicasustada]

falso

[cami @chicasustada]

no importa cuando se lea esto siempre voy a estar enamorada del último hombre que he besado