Aliyu 👍🏿

Grind in your 20's Build in your 30's Chill in your 40's

[͏مختي منك @Mucktey]

*Sees cute girl in the campus*

Me: Baiwar Allah minti daya

Her ugly friend : batada Lokacin ka

Me: Ki daure ki gayamin ko sunanki ne in baza kiyi magana ba

Her ugly friend: Bata da suna

Me:

[star @hideinplanesit3]

They never shoulda gave niggas anime or internet. 😂💀💀

[MR AHMED 🇳🇬 @UncleMohamz]

One of the funniest threads you'd ever read 😂😂💔

[SwagBoyQ @Theswagboyq]

y’all literally hype up everything that’s black but people

[Naija’s finest🇳🇬 @cocainna1]

Slimeeeee🤮🤢

[. @BhomeeSoca]

*2 Naija guys seeing each other after a while*
A: After you na you o!
B: Your boy is loyal sir!
A: I wan be like you when I grow up.
B: shey you dy wyn me ni? See as your fresh!

😂😂😂

[Davido @davido]

May your UNION LAST FOREVER OOO!! ❤️❤️❤️

[Aliyu 👍🏿 @chicha_Masta]

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[JAGS @EtniesJags]

Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor asked 90 people in a congregation in Morris Cerullo’s Church America, to bring $5000 each, so they “don’t miss God”

$5000 x 90 = $450,000

$450,000 = N163,467,000 🤯🤯

[MUIP @ManUtdInPidgin]

Retweet if you remember this GOAL!

The pass na die!

#MUFC

[Aliyu 👍🏿 @chicha_Masta]

@Jammylaah we're soon there

[Aliyu 👍🏿 @chicha_Masta]

@Haniffarouk Boys don become men oo 😎

[Aliyu 👍🏿 @chicha_Masta]

@Haniffarouk Zero 💎

[Aliyu 👍🏿 @chicha_Masta]

@sexylizyy D

[Aliyu 👍🏿 @chicha_Masta]

@l_talba Kai de kawai say what's on your mind

[Edwina @edwina__xx]

@chicha_Masta Thank you 💕