ChiChi Greenblatt

I'm a little ball of crazy and one fucked up rollercoaster ride. Married. #🟦🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

It’s called Karma.

And it’s pronounced ‘Ha ha fuck you”.

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

Looks like I’m heading back East again…

Honestly, I’m just following the pizza. 🍕😂

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

*watching Reacher*

Tom Cruise could fit in this motherfuckers pant leg.

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

@GetTFVaccinated Oh no!!! Feel better soon.

[Drew 🟧🌚🌈🌼🌨“Gay Antifa Leader” #SlavaUkraine @GetTFVaccinated]

If you are wondering why i have not posted much,

I have been feeling ill.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Yup. Many, many things (and people) coming off the list. ✌️

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

@Spillitok I made a soup and we baked a nice moist chocolate cake with a whipped cream frosting.

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

Since I’m feeling lazy, I might as well stay in my pajamas and spend all day cooking and baking.

Productive but make it cozy.😂👩🏻‍🍳🧁

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Lady was pissy when I insisted on walking with her to the parking lot, but it was raining and she had an umbrella.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

If my memory foam pillow could talk it would say "Another nap, really!?

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

I’m ok with favoritism as long as I’m your favorite.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Sleep is my first love, but coffee is my side bitch.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Excuse me while I finish my cup o' fuck it.

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

I’m all for someone naming a bar The Gym…

so when I say I’m going to the gym, I technically won’t be lying. 😂🍸🏋️‍♀️

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

Looks like Wylie Coyote finally caught the Roadrunner. 😢

Rare encounter between coyote and roadrunner captured in SoCal https://t.co/Ah7JBCQ5eM via @YouTube

[Cali @calidaysay]

Strawberry milkshakes are the best flavor and I’m tired of pretending this is subjective.

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

I’m all for someone naming a bar The Gym…

so when I say I’m going to the gym, I technically won’t be lying. 😂🍸🏋️‍♀️

[🤐 @zippermouth_]

why isn't there a button to rehide sensitive images? jfc

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

Looks like Wylie Coyote finally caught the Roadrunner. 😢

Rare encounter between coyote and roadrunner captured in SoCal https://t.co/Ah7JBCQ5eM via @YouTube

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Look I can't be friends with sensitive ass people..I joke around way too much

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Facebooks suggested friends are litterly a group of assholes I've been avoiding my whole life