Sarah🐣

Hope College Nursing 2020, KΔΧ

[chloe yonkus @chloeyalena]

I may be annoying, ugly, and dumb, but at least i never thought david dough brick was going to give me a tesla

[𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑐𝑢𝑏𝑢𝑠 𝑟𝑎𝑡 @ewkarinaaa]

i was at petco and i made this video & please just watch it lmao

[Sarah🐣 @chickcommasarah]

@itsmadimay @misasan020 @bri_lasota

[mik @g_mikayla]

doesn’t surprise me that this is at Great Lakes

[SwagBoyQ @Theswagboyq]

This is exactly why kids born after 2000 need to stay away from Twitter

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

“Ronald Reagan we have called you back to tell you: Bye Felicia.”

After a racist recording of a phone call with President Nixon surfaced, Ronald Reagan got posthumously cancelled.

[justina gaynor @justinagaynor]

only ndp kids would understand what it’s like to walk into class and see mr. sharpe as the sub

[Sarah🐣 @chickcommasarah]

Me hearing “Shallow” and “Perfect” 4 times each per day at work

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Boys can straight up *admit* to rape these days and a male judge will still find a way to let him off https://t.co/zZoK4nIdFE

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do not want a baby but I think I am ready for one of my friends to have one so I can hang out with it sometimes

[Sarah🐣 @chickcommasarah]

@billieeilish my friend’s 4 year olds want you to come over to their house after seeing a picture of you. They also would like to know why hes a rough and tough guy.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THOSE WHO THINK THAT THE US WOMENS SOCCER TEAM SHOULD BE PAID LESS THAN THE MEN

[Sarah🐣 @chickcommasarah]

@bri_lasota

[Ricardo @UncleX_]

Me when one of my friends gets married with an open bar