Jake Martin

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Twitter sucks.

[FOOS GONE WILD @foosgonewild]

OH HELL NOZEMPIC

[Jake Martin @chicken45]

@nothingnowhere Loved that album

[Jake Martin @chicken45]

@zombkid @HelloFresh Signed up using your code let’s goooooo

[stef @meritforsadness]

In Fear and Faith deserved better

[. @ungodlywanda]

red bull when you confuse it for the other energy drink: https://t.co/nl1vyWjqCx

[soulja blegh @MarcosSOTS]

this is the floor plan i demand in all venues moving forward

[Jake Martin @chicken45]

@WayneOnPrime For the love of God please give us season 2

[Every Sheriff Bot @EverySheriff]

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howdy. i'm the sheriff of pile of poo

[Every Sheriff Bot @EverySheriff]

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howdy. i'm the sheriff of peanuts

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Everybody have a safe and happy holiday :)

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

SOMEONE LEFT A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT

[$uper $limey Blax Mamba @biggkev123]

Girl at the ticket counter: what movie would you like to see?

Me:bitch what you think?

[Jake Martin @chicken45]

@connorbranigan 🎶A PHONE PLAN THAT CAN🎶

[Jake Martin @chicken45]

@WayneOnPrime still waiting on that season 2 😭

[Jake Martin @chicken45]

@JayzTwoCents Oh damn I didn’t even know they were closed at all

[Jake Martin @chicken45]

@supbilll 😍

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howdy. i'm the sheriff of frowning face

[Jake Martin @chicken45]

I entered for a chance to win an RTX Video Card from @jayztwocents Click this link for your chance too! https://t.co/cTziAlJMi4

[Jake Martin @chicken45]

@strider_sd That’s my boy