“Chicken” Joe Smith

patagonia finance bro + carhartt divorced dad = professional cracker

[“Chicken” Joe Smith @chicken_jsmith]

The mayor is Muslim. The bagels are Jewish. New York, it’s nothing newish.
Trumps gonna be in the garden. Outside will basically be war.
Simply put, it’s gotta be the Knicks in 4. #knicks

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Going to the white house was promised to me 3000 years ago.

[“Chicken” Joe Smith @chicken_jsmith]

What’s up with chicks and them all having a stupid tattoo on the bottom their tricep? Like a fuckin pineapple?

[“Chicken” Joe Smith @chicken_jsmith]

Muslims run the world

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Christians run the world

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Jews run the world

[“Chicken” Joe Smith @chicken_jsmith]

Oh man. Punched a wall. Broke my hand. Winners winner. #carpediem

[“Chicken” Joe Smith @chicken_jsmith]

Remember trump hasn’t done fuck all since being in office…

[“Chicken” Joe Smith @chicken_jsmith]

Mitch Rob is going to shove it down Cavs clavicles #knicks

[“Chicken” Joe Smith @chicken_jsmith]

When’s the last time someone went missing in the Bermuda Triangle?

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People only just realized kars4kids is ran by the orthodox!?

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@Jeremywade0 Bros still mad didn’t get a bid to touse🤣

[“Chicken” Joe Smith @chicken_jsmith]

Back in my day snow was fun and casual. Seems like all of Oxford tryna out sniff each other #oxford #miami

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@yordanball Pov: Esler in the slammer

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@liontrees67 Pure class

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Lulu just dropped an interesting new item

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Good morning oxford!

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Heard some chaps yesterday mid convo

Guy 1 - “do your friends know you don’t like Guinnes?”

Guy 2 - “not sure”

What miserable fuck

[“Chicken” Joe Smith @chicken_jsmith]

Black fatigue, man

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@NYCMayor I can’t believe nypd has a hate crime unit