chickenbuysbawk

🐔 | Chicken
1️⃣ | Buys $0.01 $BAWK per IG Follower
💯 | 100 $BAWK Burnt per IG Follower
🐣 | Join the Flock

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Day 1 of accepting password guesses for access to my blanket fort

#day1 #bawk #memecoin
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Day 1 of running 10 stairs for every new Follower to get in the best shape of my life. #day1 #bawk #memecoin
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Day 1 of not getting out of bed until I reach 100k Followers.
#day1 #memecoin #bawk
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Early reports indicate restaurants were "not prepared for this level of corn."
#stpatricksday #satire #memecoin #bawk

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DAY 1 of entering my Villian era.

#day1 #bawk #chickens #memecoin #villian

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WEEK 3 of Chicken buying one cent
of BAWK for Every IG Follower
Followers this week : 3
$BAWK bought = $0.03

#memecoin #BAWK #chickentrader #Solana

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BREAKING NEWS: Pussycat Dolls Reunite — Unexpected Fourth Member Revealed

Insiders say Chicken is urging full rebrand "more in alignment with poultry."

#satire #bawk #pussycatdolls #pcdreunion #memecoin #pcd

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When I see an egg I see a tiny room with no doors — Deep Thoughts by Chicken
#bawk #memecoin #deep

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Day 1 of convincing people I am not AI

#bawk #memecoin #day1 #chickenlife

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BREAKING NEWS: International Women's Day - Chicken Declares Herself "Woman of the Year".

Officials confirmed the award was not "meant for poultry," but "here we are."

#InternationalWomensDay #Satire #bawk #memecoin

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Officials reportedly asked if $BAWK is “legal tender". Chicken misheard “tenders” and threatened legal action.
#bawk #satire #freebritney #memecoin

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Day 10 of Chicken buying one cent
of BAWK for Every IG Follower
Followers today : 1
$BAWK bought = $0.01

#memecoin #BAWK #chickentrader #Solana

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@annie_crrypt1 Effective immediately as per Chicken executive order 😂😂

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Sources confirm customs officials were "confused yet respectful".
#bawk #satire #memecoin

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Life as Chicken
#bawk #memecoin #chickens

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Day 9 of Chicken buying one cent
of BAWK for Every IG Follower
Followers today : 0
CHICKEN DEMANDS ANSWERS
#memecoin #BAWK #chickentrader #Solana

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BREAKING NEWS: #bloodmoon triggers rare phenomenon
#BAWK #satire #memecoin

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Day 8 of Chicken buying one cent
of BAWK for Every IG Follower
Followers today : 3
$BAWK bought = $0.03

#memecoin #BAWK #chickentrader #Solana

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BREAKING NEWS: Chicken owns #ParisFashionWeek, FEATHERS EVERYWHERE.

#BAWK #satire #memecoin