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[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

Do trees share jokes?

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

I really want to go fishing where can I go fishing in Bangalore?

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

1 college crush just got married or something it seems 🛫

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

IS THIS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE????????

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

LOST MY LINKEDIN GAME STREAK I HAD A 292 DAY STREAK NOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS GOING TO GET MY 300 DAY STREAK TROPHY FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

just got quoted 13,600 to print one 870 page book

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

going to watch obsession w a date tomorrow this is going to be so much fun

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

dies of "sadness"?

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

[Abakcus @abakcus]

Mathematical physicist Roger Penrose's journal is so beautiful. https://t.co/iiL4IjgJ37

[` @ymmayerr]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[lily ♱⃓ @uponlilypads]

Rereading Anna Karenina is fun until you get to the part where Levin talks about agriculture for 100 fucking pages

[hardrosh @Khargosh_12]

Roland Barthes from Lover's Discourse.

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

last part i agree

[nima astria @1likeaverage]

its scientifically backed and referred to as the Major Histocompatibility Complex..so if ur not all up in someone's armpit Maybe reconsider ur choices

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

have successfully stressed and overwhelmed myself for no reason on an otherwise fine wednesday. trying to channel the disillusionment into something productive career wise. would also love to stop pulling away and becoming emotionally unavailable every time im stressed like this

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd love to underthink a situation just once

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

wishing all sad bisexuals a very happy pride month

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

3 more incredible women have come into the fold now, im all set, nestled up in bed with lover's discourse. its barthes time once again

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

fell in love w 3 more amazing women

[vyaan @chickenleaf0]

day by day partly by being left unkind and partly by smoking the heart has been contained to at best the size of a mint tin, whilst the brains and instincts have sharpened to dangerous levels. i do not operate by heart lmfao whichever cutie said that v sweet of you <3 but nope.