kiki

eggs hatch life begins cluck if you agree

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

If not you, who?
If not now, when?

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

Photos still horrible tho!

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

Tweaked my recipe to make up for the awful cookies from last week
These are perfect 🙂‍↕️

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

The iPhone 15 is the worst iPhone ever made you’d think I took these pictures with a refrigerator

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

Yes the first problem is that my cookies were awful but you’re not supposed to be able to tell by a photo ?!!!

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

The iPhone 15 is the worst iPhone ever made you’d think I took these pictures with a refrigerator

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

I absolutely love going to the grocery store with a list and a budget and immediately the first 5 things in my cart are not on my list and are out of budget

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Your pudgy, slovenly, invalid son can. Learn to chew his potato chips with his mouth closed or . He can learn why I was . Banned from the Cracker Barrel off I-95 at Montclair

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Yeah youre on fucking pot dude Im leaving

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

The world is so fucking loud

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

Having noise canceling AirPods in and no music playing is blissful asferk

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

Ordering mango sticky rice is a moment where ur quite possibly the most excited and eager person on the whole planet and then when it arrives and the mango isn’t ripe ur suddenly the most homicidal and dangerous person on the whole planet

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

@NotShezDan LETS GOOOOOOO

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

My grandpa loves 3 things
Country dancing, Facebook, and his new wife

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

@tmsilverman Then you’re not looking 😭 you are a moron

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

Selling 2 GA Mk.gee tickets to the Fillmore auditorium in Denver Colorado on July 26th for face value will transfer directly through Ticketmaster pls buy these I don’t want them to go to waste Mike is the man go to his show

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

SHE IS RISEN

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

I love Tabasco. I’m the biggest Tabasco fan. I keep them in business. I consume enough Tabasco to kill a horse with every meal

[garshmo @garshmo]

21 may actually be the age you’re supposed to stop drinking

[kiki @chickenmitchy]

@jadeastephens Your photos are so amazing❤️😭 what camera do you use?

[MindWanders🫀 @IWanderWorlds]

a cold winters night in scotland