chickennuggs

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

I was sitting having tea and my son came up behind me and hugged me and said, “dad, you smell nice.” And I said, “oh, thank you, sweetie.” And he said, without irony, “I also love eating chalk.”

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

We've got your iPhone screen on lock 😉

[pw @petewentz]

Happy birthday @PatrickStump thanks for being the guy.

[ellie @bemsmaster]

This is the only glow-up I care about

[STOFF @realdstoff]

Asking Alexandria & AAFamily are two different parties. Just gotta throw it out there.

[pw @petewentz]

new anthem alert courtesy of @newpolitics 👍🇩🇰 https://t.co/8hdatBDFKD cc @dcd2records

[New Politics @NewPolitics]

🚨New 🚨 single 🚨 out 🚨 Friday 🚨 this is not a drill! Retweet if you’re ready for it

[mars @chewtlelover]

6) TW//
the meaning behind What A Catch, Donnie (its worth reading)

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Just bit into a banana and saw blood on it so I was scared the banana was bleeding until I realised I had bitten my lip 🙃🍌

[Joe Trohman @trohman]

Shout out to my dog for looking like a potato

[ellie @bemsmaster]

Pete Wentz
-bassist, lyricist
-emo god
-king of snapchat
-has come so far I'm so proud
-an actual poet, nobody is this good with words

[ellie @bemsmaster]

Andy Hurley
-drummer, occasionally professional clapper
-I used to be intimidated by him can u believe???
-hella principled
-so soft

[ellie @bemsmaster]

Joe Trohman
-guitarist, backing vocalist
-DON'T SLEEP ON HIM
-I aspire to be this good tbh
-so relatable to me ???
-sassiest shit

[ellie @bemsmaster]

Patrick Stump
-guitarist, singer, songwriter
-professional bean
-the kindest man, despite everything
-soul voice
-will protect with my life

[micah 26 | 49 @sparkystump]

patrick saying "okay i really am just drunk" in run dry rt if you agree