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[tyson @chickennuggsboy]

I literally only use Twitter when I’m on cocain

[Logan @coensesque]

I really hope Jonah Hill makes more movies. Mid90s is so good like gimme more of that.

[s @moisturizedRN]

bitches be like how similar is our music taste? because mine is unique 😩 and their list look like:

1. Clairo
2. Tyler The Creator
3. Rex Orange County
4. Tame Impala
5. Jhene Aiko
6. Kali Uchis
7. Brockhampton

[trish @ultragloss]

oh you’re depressed??? name 5 colors you’ve impulsively dyed your hair

[🐍 @BASEDSAVAGE_]

Girls are literally insane

[𓅖𖤍 AJ 𖤍𓅖 @TXD_TXD]

Y’all tryna clown Tay k for crying lmao he facing life nigga you cried when yo bitch cheated on you

[Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 @WakaFlocka]

Reading is gangsta

[The Real Fat Nick @_FatNick]

I really hate people on planes who open they fucking window

Like bitch fucking close it it’s fucking sunny ain’t nothing you possibly looking at this high up in the sky

[Weed Tweets @StayHighTho]

Smoking a blunt and cuddling with you sounds pretty good right now....

[John Green @Asapgreen]

Sorry, but the WWE spinner belt stays on during sex

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

If only we could all sue Fortnite for Christmas

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

rubbing myself with cologne samples out of the ulta monthly catalog before heading to the bowling alley for the night

[tyson @chickennuggsboy]

@phdintakingnaps Fuck you to ;)

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Oh, the beauty of seeing a Canadian baby being born.

[KB @kbnoswag]

Weirdest thing to ever happen to me on social media was New Year’s Eve 2014 when my orthodonist from 8th grade facebook messaged me “how’s them teeth holdin up kiddo” at exactly midnight and then deleted his account the next morning

[YOUNG MINOR THREAT @GERMJEEZUS]

WHAT FEATURES YALL WANNA HEAR ON “GERM HAS A DEATHWISH” TAG EM, ITS A COUPLE GANG MEMBERS ON DERE SNAPPIN ALRDY 🎯

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

wake up

hit juul

tweet about how humans literally disgust me and why dogs are better

hit juul

throw on carhartt beanie

hit juul

listen to phish on the way to Starbucks

hit juul

eat something environmentally conscious from whole foods

hit juul

return home