The Secret Chicken

I'm not sure anymore - are we chickens with secrets, chickens that are secrets, or just paranoid?
It's confusing. Let's buy goofy things and have ice cream.

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

PS it'd be awesome if @redbubble made more larger-sized options in the "women's clothing" category.
Not many are suitable for people with hips, you know?
A gym shirt a plus sized person could wear would kinda make sense, if the body shamers really want us to go to the gym.

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

Hey, I made something you can wear to the gym!
Or put on a duffle bag or something.
Coming soon in at least three other colors, and also grey.
https://t.co/kTiWkbR9Wc

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

Hey I just remembered that I make things and sell them in redbubble.

Like this! For your hardcore, edgy nerd friends.
#pokemon

https://t.co/SCv7NTLWIC

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

I finally got some of my stuff up on teepublic. So far, it’s the most t-shirtable stuff, but I’ll be adding more as time goes by.

They do that thing where, for the first two days, you get stuff cheaper. So now’s your chance! Here's what's up now:
https://t.co/cHs3DiAHGP

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

Lemony magnets?https://t.co/Pq4RBbX8P8

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

Hey I finally made a new thing!
Don't forget that if you want a different color background, a lot of the products here are customizable in that way.
If they aren't, let me know, I can set it up for you!
https://t.co/IJNECFMTWR

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

Lime duvet cover?https://t.co/cP4IT3R7AF

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

Hey! It's that time where I'm out of work and not doing great. So check out this list of random things I can do for money.
- photo touchups/repair/alteration
- transcribing your pandemic memoir
- high-resolution scanning. Slides, negatives, photos.
- cat pictures

Pass it on!

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

Tell be you don't want a plague-infested duvet cover.
Ok, you can stop telling me now.
Also available on all of the things Redbubble does, except the water bottle, because it looks stupid.
https://t.co/qzxsseHQFU

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

I know it's a little late for the impending holiday, but hey, why not make it Christmas every day?
Anyway, here's a sample.

https://t.co/5oYS3mZ3RH

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

Turns out, my way of processing this year is by making ridiculous "art" out of it.
https://t.co/Yfb0rvKIvl

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

I really want to know - who in the UK is wearing a “hold yer taters” shirt.

I do appreciate the “shut your tater trap” mask, person in KY.
#gunsmoke #FestusHaggen

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

It just seems like it's needed this year. Send them to your riot buddies!
Happy holidays, PDX.
Inspired by @WOKE_DJ_LRAD
https://t.co/JnkHvpb4US

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

I'll be streaming off and on today, mostly on.
Yes, a jigsaw puzzle. Not sure which one yet.
It's raining, I have hot chocolate, and I'd love a reason to not click "refresh" on my browser all day.
https://t.co/fYvAUCfOIU

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

Made a new thing!
It might be too late to get for spooky season, but it's never a bad time to express your undying love.
https://t.co/pzwLN02IiV

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

A couple of years ago, I made this while watching the @NASA / @EVNautilus expedition.
Someone on the crew was worried about not being "mission critical", and was quickly assured that they absolutely were.
It's good to have a reminder, every now and then.
https://t.co/owCcM2v8Lp

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

@paulapoundstone It's not hard. I looked into it myself, but I can't convince enough of my friends to join The Church of the Secret Chicken.

Go figure.

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

@monkeyminion You might even say, the algorithm is faulty.
Remember the androids in Bionic Woman? yeah, you'd think tech would have gotten better by now.

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

Maybe I’ll get her a new rubber band.
https://t.co/y9YmPkf7wJ

[The Secret Chicken @ChickensSecrets]

This, as the kids say, is a Mood.
https://t.co/dUQHflxMqN