Mak

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

Reminiscing about the time a guy made me watch him play the trombone and then got mad I wouldn’t sleep with him.

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

David’s realllll excited about sharks ig

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

@bossgrahs The new four loco

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

Yerba mate and rum>>>>

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

The lady who just waxed my lady parts recognized from tiktok I am so mortified. We’re talking legs in the air and she casually is like I think I saw you on my fyp💀💀

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

Panda Express got me through the darkest days of my life

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

I want to go home

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

Normalize calling your prof a bitch

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

Me: wonders why I always feel tired and keep getting sick

Also me: blacks out twice a week

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

Was anyone else traumatized by the fire safe trailer and thought your house would catch on fire at any moment

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

A side by side comparison of my mother’s Facebook post when I moved out vs when my sister moved out.

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

My biggest flex is that I can have 8 drinks and not be hungover

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

I just found out the dive I did last week is called mortuary beach because so many people die there...... I’m a little horrified

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

SVU is a top tier show

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

Yall ever hold your breath just to feel something

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

Why do guys look so good in wetsuits and I look like a thumb

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

I just bought a new car🤩

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

I want to be a red wine girl but I’m just a shitty beer girl thru and thru

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

I could eat cracked black pepper with a spoon

[Mak @chickenzrcool]

What a girl gotta do around here to play wii sports