Chick-fil-A PR Team

This is the unofficial Twitter account for Chick-fil-A. We didn't invent the chicken, just the chicken sandwich and mass market sexual intolerance!

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We deny these @mashable allegations as much as we deny the right of people who have nothing to do with us to find love http://t.co/HqVZ3DHY

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#AddictedTo Finding children eating rainbow icies and yelling "REPENT, HEATHEN!" then using the power of Christ to compel them.

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.@KFC_Colonel We heard one of the secret herbs and spices is freeze dried glory hole residue. Confirm/deny

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#AddictedTo The tender love that can only be shared between a man and a woman! Or a man, woman, and deep fried animal carcass. Sensual.

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Looks like this fella might need a Spicy Chicken Deluxe Sandwich to get him on the Lord's true path! http://t.co/5fQgkD9g

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because two gays were making out and that was very a̶r̶o̶u̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ confusing for him! - Isaiah 10:4

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When we began our journey, no company knew a way to merge misguided bias with delicious fried chicken. You're welcome, America!