Sam🏳️‍🌈

Don’t take life too seriously, it’s not like we’ll make it out alive. they/them

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

#me

[riisen @riisenlol]

when she has a praise kink but she's lowkey not that good at things

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Husbands with Grindr accounts

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

I’m so dissociated I had to google if Australia is a continent or country🙃

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

Coming here for the first time in a month to tell y’all my husband doesn’t know what blue waffle means

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

I hope my ex is having fun on all of his trips to Texas while I’m drowning in this credit card debt he racked up for me lol

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

Not my MIL putting on Fox News at my husband’s birthday dinner

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

@NicoleCStyles Me!

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

@moonlight__vamp #relatable

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

Let’s just call a spade ♠️ a spade.

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

@moonlight__vamp Me every time I think about my nephew being 7

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

@bthomas238 @Alphafox78 You say that like I wouldn’t just google it and do it myself😂

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

@bthomas238 @cravedcuddle I love a body double❤️

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

What exactly is “well managed” rosacea? How do you manage the pinkness of your skin?

[White House Press Office @PressSec]

As promised on Friday, President Trump’s Annual Physical Examination Results:

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

@invis4yo @bthomas238

[Sam🏳️‍🌈 @chickfilaaye]

Having allergies really just means you’re choking on tree cum

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

If you want a longer explanation expand the pic

Yes, it’s literally called “botanical sexism”