Courtenay Hickman

[Courtenay Hickman @Chickman613]

@kennyhotz Great show tonight! But seriously, WHAT happened in Ireland?!#spennysecrets

[Bernie Limoges @Odizzle3030]

I've realized the only thing harder than folding your girlfriends tank ops is folding her panties. @chickman613 #laundryday

[Courtenay Hickman @Chickman613]

New fave #songza playlist! http://t.co/QIDdAqskCm

[The Deaner @Dean_Murdoch]

Doctor Octopus would be hands down fingerbang master if he ever stopped bein evil and started cruisin chicks.

[The Standard Tavern @StandardTavern]

Come down to @StandardTavern tonight! Wine and beer specials, and this right here behind the bar...

[Courtenay Hickman @Chickman613]

@Dean_Murdoch by the way the girl in the pic is my sister who's ass you signed in Ottawa at the Nightseeker show on st. Pattys day...!!

[Courtenay Hickman @Chickman613]

@Dean_Murdoch Haywood jablomie?!

[Courtenay Hickman @Chickman613]

@NicoleQuips I'll give you a burning wood alright

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Like a fine wine, Madonna’s nipples still make me want want to set a church on fire.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

My tan turtleneck looked stupid until I bled all over it.

[Harris Wittels @twittels]

Oh and also: I don't understand the first 3 minutes of all CIA movies.

[Jared Monaco @jaredmaine]

My mom can beat up your mom

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Hey, guys! "Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" is out now on DVD & Blu-ray! BUY IT! Also, watch this: http://t.co/felMxwr2

[Courtenay Hickman @Chickman613]

Bike ride weatha ya heard!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Siri, what is the location of “my misspent youth?”

[FallDownGallery @FallDownGallery]

@StandardTavern is by far the greatest establishment in #ottawa Do yourself a favor and support an amazing local venue!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Why are people so impressed by wine cellars but so saddened by my Jagermeister crawlspace?

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

The word "Grammar" is even spelled in an pretentious way. Now I"m going with "Gramm'r". Join me?

[FallDownGallery @FallDownGallery]

If you ain't at @StandardTavern you ain't nowhere!!!

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

There's no bigger misconception than thinking that men like to be song & danced AT.
#zubizubizubizu