SazzMon

Whatever floats your goat is worth staying buoyant for man

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

"Mat 2000kr
Telefoni/data 1500
Hus 10 000kr
El/Vatten 1500kr
Slå ner arbetsrörelsen i Bosnien: 60 000kr

Någon som är bra på ekonomi hjälp mig budgetera. Min familj svälter"
- Magnus Ericsson, VD för Kavat, varje månad troligen

[kay @sisteryoongi]

Me: *knows oomf means ’one of my followers’*

My brain: ”OOOMPH”

[Markus @markusanthony17]

obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

@sisteryoongi Hahaha RIGHT. Joon needs a crabby for when he feels crappy 👌👌

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

@sisteryoongi @KimChi_Chic Ah, this is the content. Truly a meme queen

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

This is THE tweet!
Twitter you can retire, good to know you All is well 👌♥️

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Me: When I make a video about my sexuality at some point it’ll be pretty low-key y’know

Dan: Hold my pride flag- *45 minute masterpiece later*

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

@sisteryoongi Fuck that, fuck all. Fuck me

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

@sisteryoongi @halsey I KNOW!!!! WHAT ROCK HAVE I BEEN LIVING UNDER???????? #FAKEFAN

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

@halsey nipples are so powerfull u guys. Thanos could never tbh.......

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

@sisteryoongi @halsey I watched the nightmare mv for the first time ok

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

@billboard @BTS_twt @ArianaGrande Fuck JK is gonna stop using words when he sings too?

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

@sisteryoongi SJJHGSHS

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

I don't understand American Football. Like why do you have forks with no middle stick at the ends of your fields? What is the purpose of a touchdown?? Sometimes people kick the not ball shaped ball? What kind of drug do you do when you watch rugby and think, Add forks to that!

[kc⁷ closed @pjmreels]

WARNING: if you have a kink for kim seokjin’s collarbones do not open this thread

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

@KimChi_Chic It is........... That's way I'll say "I'm so sorry your delicate stomach can't handle any seasoning"

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

So happy to see people gas #SebastiãoSalgado up as much as he deserves. Now go out and plant a forest, topple #nestle and then go home and watch marvel #Endgame
You deserve it

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

The funniest thing about all those environmental apocalyptic movies where they leave earth, we could never. We don't have time enough left until environmental changes fuck us up so bad we die 🤷‍♀️

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

Woke gays on social media putting their values aside to go party at Coachella

[SazzMon @chickwithMohawk]

@sisteryoongi It hurts cus it's true 🤷‍♀️