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working mom who gets worked up watching tellie. Sneaker Pimps years old and always cold. curly. BLM.

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The look of a woman who is aware - and tired - of her husband’s hero complex #ThisIsUs #ThisIsUsThefinalchapter

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her: why is Elsa defying gravity? Is Elsa a witch??
me: okay, it’s time you learned the legend of @idinamenzel

cue a curious 6th birthday party theme. T-2 days for @WICKED_Musical ♥️

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Here’s an incomplete list of athletes with the same height and weight as Donald Trump who said he was 6’3 and 215 Pounds.

A thread. 🧵

First up is quarterback Aaron Rodgers who is 6’2, 223 pounds.

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“He wakes up babies at 1 and 3”
You can let it go all you want but @Lyrikris10 owns my soul with this one

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@onepeloton out here acting like I wont serenade an absent chat agent to fix my bike screen 😉😘

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Anne: my daughters gonna gave sex today, imma stop it myself
any other parent with the police & their entire crew: #workinmoms

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#YouSeason4 part 2 showing up with receipts and reminders on Joe

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hey @Disney whenever you're ready: a movie with a curly protagonist worthy of romantic love. Moana: family. Mirabel: family. Merida: BRAVE. But Rapunzel, Anna, Belle et al?: romantic love. My little curlies are watching.

[Rep. Peter Merideth @PeterforMO]

Debating the house rules on the floor today, and the first amendment offered by a Republican is about making stricter the rules of what women have to wear in here.

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it’s Friday night so my husband and I accidentally entered a competition for who could cry the hardest. #FromScratch #fromscratchnetflix

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the look of a woman wondering how she’s going to change this toddler’s diaper #TheHandmaidsTale

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get 👏🏽 on 👏🏽 the 👏🏽 train 👏🏽carajo #TheHandmaidsTale

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IM GOING TO PUKE #TheHandmaidsTale

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I can’t describe my level of nausea right now #TheHandmaidsTale

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Serena went from
** the God-fearing Gilead "just a vessel" widow who wants June to save her child TO
** the instinctive nurturing mother who wants to survive and protect her baby.
June recognizes how Gilead dismantled natural human programming
#TheHandmaidsTale

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

It’s been 5 months since the unthinkable happened. 5 months since since my boy walked out of the front door, jumped on the bus, went to school and never returned. 5 months of a pain that is incomparable if you haven’t experienced it for yourself. 5 months since my family and my

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June and Serena on a babymoon like #TheHandmaidsTale #HandmaidsTale

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Luke trying to outrun 5 guards like my dude, even if you had would you have just left June behind?? 🤣 this episode got jokes! #TheHandmaidsTale

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Serena all shocked at how the rules she helped put in place don’t work for her now that she’s a widow #TheHandmaidsTale

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when a @trulia/@zillow house description starts off with "OPPORTUNITY AWAITS."

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@notcapnamerica 🤣 this kid is clearly communicating "this is not it for me, fam." I can barely sit still for 2 hours, they want a 4 year old to, for multiple events, over several days?? nah 🤣🤣🤣