godmaxxer

practically biblical

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inner monologuin’

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i'm in a very dirty blonde phase of my life

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Never trust a game theory professor you don’t like because that means they’re not familiar gaming right

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nail salons are freaking insane with their "policies"

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these no laptop nyc cafes need to take it. A step further and make it no phones too

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god i hope no one i know has linkedin premium

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I’m actually sick and tired of
The bullshit

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY CANCELED THE RECRUIT IM SO FUCKING MAD FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE

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I understand sincere because I also just something be saying anything

[godmaxxer @chicolapowski]

bruh my greatest sadness is that people will think I’m beauty filtering and face smoothing when really my skin is just that fire and my full beat is that perfect

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A little double chin is chic

[yaren || EDTWT! @sxorpio02]

@lowscopeeee @lonercheerleadr even the demons were shocked about sinisters lying ass😭

[godmaxxer @chicolapowski]

why have we gotten to a point in society where it's common to ask for no gifts on bdays bc that's a "burden" on the guest. i want my fucking presents

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Can Instagram please make a stalk mode where it’s impossible to like pics

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i am so grateful to live in a time like now where i can experience brilliant media such as that of californication

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everyday i tune in at 6pm just to get pissed tf off

[Puppy Churro @lalawosala]

@TheBaddestMitch This part infuriated me so bad!

[dai @vietbaddie]

and this girl stays doing the splits. like i’m soooo irritatedddd

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GET KENZIE OFF MY ISLAND I CANNOT STAND IT

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oh my god love island is literally rage bait like i can genuinely feel my cortisol rising

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im in a very devi point in my life rn