Chico Problems

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[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

Who's ready for @minnesotaBASS & @LUCALUSH this Thursday at the Senator Theatre!? https://t.co/Hk7M5SYNy5

[Subfer @SubferMusic]

Come catch me at the senator this Thursday! Hmu for tickets and details 😎

[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

Who's ready for @EkaliMusic at the Senator Theatre in Chico!? Save the Date - FEB 3rd 🔥🔥🔥

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[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

When you say "9 out of 10 forest fires are started by humans" All I hear is "there's a bear out there that knows how to use matches"

[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

I'm so hungover I said thank you to a vending machine

[E DAM @ellie_damico]

Grace: "hey mom do you know any middle aged men that would be interested in me?"

[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

*Santa comes down the chimney and finds quinoa and shredded coconut vegan cookies and soy milk* Wtf is this Pinteresty shit

[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

The older you get the more holidays become about keeping your father off a ladder

[Chance Gaitan @chancegaitan]

Walking through Nordstrom when all of the sudden I get an elbow to the ribs followed by a lady yelling at me "its war out here bitch"

[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

''Twas the nizzle before Chrismizzle and all through the hizzle"

[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

Why is my entire camera roll just a bunch of screen shots of memes?!

[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

I don't care if people like me. I care if dogs like me

[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

If I pause my porn video to respond to a text message then you know it's real

[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

Shout out to my liver for being able to handle what my heart cannot

[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

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[Lyd @lyd_shady]

It's almost 3:00 and the only thing I've had to eat today is the celery from my Bloody Mary...... #chicoprobs

[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

Good luck finding the perfect I-like-you-but-I'm-not-sure-where-this-is-going gift for whoever you're "dating" this holiday season

[Chico Problems @chicoprobs]

I don't always have time to study but when I do, I still don't #chicoprobs