worm dance extraordinaire

born the same year text messages were invented 👵 | notifs off |
minors DNI🚫

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Lying to my Loved Ones about the Depths of my Deteriorating Mental Health in an effort to Protect their Sanity is actually my Love Language

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

Is it normal for your friend to ask you to sit in their lap? Like is that really actually platonic?

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

Im watching anime again y'all everything is gonna be ok

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

A friend from work noticed I wasn't on Teams so they texted me saying "I hope you're ok ♥️" and I said wtf they actually care about me? Now we're in love with each other

[Vickyybae @taiye___]

What’s the smallest thing someone did that made you realize they genuinely cared about you?

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

My ex eventually got so exhausted from me asking for reassurance all the time and it just irritated tf out of her so now I am more avoidant and waiting for my gf to react the same because I am also irritated by how insecure I am even tho she is a gentle soul but I am annoying

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

A lot of relationships have a dynamic where one loves the other a lil bit more. I am the one who loves more and I kinda dont like that but would I feel suffocated if someone loved me the way that I love?? Idk dude

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

And when my friends try to search shit up and cite the first thing they see on googles AI overview I say "no this doesn't count, please find a real source"

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

Nah ppl are typically anti-generative AI. My friend was like "this is what I would look like if I were *insert ethnicity*" and tried showed me a bunch of AI pics of her as different ethnicities and I said what the fuck. Then we got into a huge argument about it

[nim!🪽 @9rysdales]

everybody’s anti Ai until it comes to using google’s little Ai overview Apparently

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

My girlfriend is so beautiful inside and out and she is tall and funny and I'm very much in love ooof it's lightweight scary but I'm into it

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

the friend who is clearly starved for connection: i think i want to be alone forever.

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

This gotta be true because Ive never ran into my toxic ex and we've lived in the same metropolitan area for 15 years. Unless I just don't recognize her anymore

[iann kaue @iannkaue]

eu sempre vou acreditar na teoria de que voce nunca mais esbarra com alguem depois que o ciclo dela na sua vida se completa

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

I feel like im being ignored when I send a nice message and then get crickets. It makes me resent them even though they may have a valid reason for "ignoring" me. But if there's silence then my mind is gonna fill in the blank. Because I have BPD and I'm splitting bro

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

Perfect timing because I need distraction

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

Finally watched the chainsaw man movie and I'm locked in on anime again

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

I left my brother in his weird reality a year ago. Sometimes I'm sad about it but whatever. It was the right thing to do.

[X @Xouy17]

Normalize leaving people in whatever weird reality they have chosen.

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

I feel like I'm in love with her the way Freddie was in love with Effy

[Josh Leibner @JoshLeibner]

My neighbor texted me to see if I had looked at my doorbell/camera footage from when the landscapers came by. I asked if there was an issue...

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

I'm too obsessive for friendships

[harriet :3 @d3mentedx]

i think i’m too obsessive for a relationship

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

Alright I'm gonna start watching Goodbye Lara because I like the art style. Hope it's a yuri! 🤞

[worm dance extraordinaire @chicotle_]

Hello it's me again, a fooken idiot, falling for imaginary nonsense once again 🫠