it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.
and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?
sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.
@sauvamemte So you want me to believe you didn’t purposefully type 35.6°F? Which is equivalent precisely to 2°C? You really want me to, based on your tweet, not believe you meant wholeheartedly to type 35.6°F?
@troytime420 THC-A gets immediately decarboxylated to THC the moment that fire hits it. The reason it isn’t regulated like THC is, is because lawmakers, much like yourself, don’t understand the word “decarboxylate”.
There is a graphic where it says that data centers are going to put us up 2°C and already have started, you need to understand that 2°C is 35.6°F. in addition the bombardment that Israel is unleashing on Palestine, Lebanon, and Iran is adding to that. we are cooked, literally.
@sauvamemte Let c1, c2 represent some temperatures in °C., then f1, f2 represent the same temperature in °F.
f = 1.8c+32 implies
(f2-f1)=(1.8c2+32)-(1.8c1+32)
f2-f1 = 1.8c2-1.8c1
f2-f1 = 1.8*(c2-c1)
The difference between f2 and f1 is 1.8 times the difference between c2 and c1.
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