Marvister

Food And Pharmaceutical Technologist. Content Creator. Aries baby. DeraandData

[Marvister @chidera_olumba]

@virtuousii Used to??? As how 😂

[Tosho @richtosho]

Here’s a practical lock-in guide for Sept 1 – Dec 31

[Marvister @chidera_olumba]

@NonyeBella You should do it, I’ll support you 💖 from afarrrr 🙂‍↔️

[SweetestBella💞 @NonyeBella]

As far as you are weighing 80kg and above, you can barely escape body shaming once you visit the hospital.

[Marvister @chidera_olumba]

I can’t relate🙈

[SweetestBella💞 @NonyeBella]

Woke up this morning with nothing in mind to wear.

I sincerely hope my next job will be one where there is no strict compliance to dress code, sometimes you just want to dress down but you know what awaits you so u have no choice than to comply.

[SweetestBella💞 @NonyeBella]

Are the govt not seeing all these dilapidated buses that are on the road?

I entered one this morning and my heart was in my hand, it’s wood they used to do chair and cover the up,nylon replaced glass windows, the door was almost falling off, a lot of wrong things.

They are just risking people’s lives for nothing.

[SweetestBella💞 @NonyeBella]

Rate yourself on 10

Cooking: 5/10
Dancing: 1/10
Driving: 0/10
Sleeping: 4/10
Swimming: 0/10
Eating: 7/10

Yours?

[Marvister @chidera_olumba]

Rate yourself on 10

Cooking: 7/10
Dancing: 1/10
Driving: 5/10
Sleeping: 9/10
Swimming: 1/10
Eating: 5/10

Yours?

[SweetestBella💞 @NonyeBella]

Rate yourself on 10

Cooking: 5/10
Dancing: 1/10
Driving: 0/10
Sleeping: 4/10
Swimming: 0/10
Eating: 7/10

Yours?

[Marvister @chidera_olumba]

Lagos is not for the faint hearted. This state is crazyyyy.

[Jaxon @jaxoncoder]

A GUY IN LONDON HAD HIS LOCKED IPHONE SNATCHED YESTERDAY

HE THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE BECAUSE OF FACE ID

BUT IN TEN MINUTES HIS BANK WAS DRAINED AND HIS PHONE WAS GONE FOREVER

HERE IS THE FATAL DEFAULT SETTING APPLE LEAVES OPEN FOR THIEVES👇

[Queen Bee 👑 🐝 @RealQueenBee__]

Ladies and Gentlemen, is this the organisation that Bola wants to wrestle with?

Not even The United States, United Kingdom, France and Germany all combined can wrestle with the Catholic Church.

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I was actually one of the nurses on duty that day, and I can confirm every word. In fact, the moment she walked into the labor ward, we immediately realized this wasn’t going to be like every other delivery we’d spent years training for. We threw away the fetal monitor, the partograph, the blood pressure cuff, the IV cannula, the emergency trolley, and every obstetrics textbook because, as it turns out, all those things were completely unnecessary.

She simply walked to the bed, looked at the baby and said, “Come out.” The baby respectfully complied within minutes. No contractions to monitor, no cervical examinations, no assessment of fetal position, no concern about the size of the baby or the mother’s pelvis. Apparently none of that has ever mattered. We have all been wasting our time.

Immediately after the delivery, the hospital called an emergency meeting. Every obstetrician, midwife, anesthetist and pediatrician was informed that decades of medical training had been based on misinformation. We have now concluded that prolonged labor, obstructed labor, postpartum hemorrhage, shoulder dystocia, eclampsia, emergency C-sections and maternal mortality only happen because women failed to renew their gym memberships.

We’ve also contacted medical schools worldwide to remove Obstetrics & Gynecology from their curriculum. Future doctors will no longer learn about parity, cervical dilation, fetal distress, induction of labor, breech presentation, placenta previa, uterine rupture, or any of those outdated concepts. The only lecture remaining is “Stay Fit and Tell the Baby to Come Out.”

We’ve gone a step further and written to the World Health Organization, ACOG, RCOG and every maternity hospital across the globe to stop wasting resources on labor wards. Apparently the solution to childbirth has been sitting in a gym all along.

On behalf of every doctor, nurse, midwife, researcher, and every woman who has ever experienced a difficult or traumatic labor, we sincerely apologize for not realizing sooner that childbirth is actually a fitness competition. Thank you, sir, for correcting centuries of medical science with one tweet. We are forever indebted to you.

[SweetestBella💞 @NonyeBella]

I welcome myself to my year of peace, calm and answered prayers 🎁🎉💃🎊🎂

[SweetestBella💞 @NonyeBella]

Thanks to everyone who celebrated me, grateful for every like, repost, quote, dms, God bless❤️

[kvng Astalavi 🤴 @KvngAstalavi]

🩷💙

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Ladies, if you wanna get rid of your stomach fat, start eating anti inflammatory! If you don’t don’t know what to buy, I’ll put a grocery list in the comments!

[SweetestBella💞 @NonyeBella]

Whether the man protects you from his family or not…… DO NOT go into a family you are not loved ooo

At least think about your children cus the probability they will be accepted is less than 20%

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

The wait is over.

We have 2 golds: Chimdiebube Onwubiko and Don Anele Munachimso.

We are the best in the world!

Egejurum Onyedikachi’s name was omitted. He should have a gold.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Onyedikachi Egejurum got a Gold.

He is the best in Mathematics in the world Primary Category.

This is the beginning of greatness for the country.

[SweetestBella💞 @NonyeBella]

@ebukahhhh They increased the price and reduced the size, it’s not as back then